Stalin Boner

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I know this sounds like a joke, but I'm genuinely distressed by this. I've been doing a research project for a couple weeks about Post-WWI international politics and setting the stage for WW2. Not for a class, but just because I'm interested in history, especially European and military history. Like most other guys, I also masturbate once or twice a day. So while I was taking a jerk break a few days ago, right as I was cumming, Stalin's face came into my mind because I was already thinking ahead to the research I was gonna do after finishing. I caught myself and was like "what the fuck", but didn't think about it for too long after. Well, a few hours later I got the urge for another go-around and again, as I was finishing, I was reminded of what had happened the previous time, and I thought of him while cumming again. In the past few says, it's only gotten worse, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about Stalin when I cum. Unfortunately, I think it's gotten even worse than that, because yesterday while working at my desk, I saw a news article about WW2 with Stalin's pic on it, and inadvertently got a boner. I feel really ashamed about this entire thing, and I don't know what to do. Consciously trying to not think about him seems like it'll just make me think about him more. Idk, but I feel like I've unwittingly activated a Pavlovian response correlated between Stalin and sexual pleasure, and I don't know what to do about it. I don't necessarily need advice, just wanted to feel like I'm not crazy or insane, but if anyone has a suggestion I would welcome it.

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