Star Wars Episode 1.5: Jar Jar Gone Wild: Difference between revisions
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"Dat was so hot!" moaned Jar Jar after he came all over Padme. |
"Dat was so hot!" moaned Jar Jar after he came all over Padme. |
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"See? Our plan is working perfectly!” Darth Psychopath said. |
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Next, Jar Jar walked to Lake Paonga and swam to Otoh Gunga naked. Everyone else gasped in SHOCK! He then grabbed a gooberfish and shoved it onto his penis, moaning in pleasure as its mouth sucked on his dick. |
Next, Jar Jar walked to Lake Paonga and swam to Otoh Gunga naked. Everyone else gasped in SHOCK! He then grabbed a gooberfish and shoved it onto his penis, moaning in pleasure as its mouth sucked on his dick. "Dat was fun!” Jar Jar said after he finished. |
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But then, Captain Tarpals appeared! |
But then, Captain Tarpals appeared! |
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"Stupid authority figures! Yousa have no control over us!” Darth Superior said, as he mind- controlled Jar Jar to karate chop Captain Tarpals to the legs, shattering the bones into a bloody explosion of sharp shards that flew off everywhere and impaled several nearby Gungans, critically injuring them! Before Captain Tarpals even had the chance to fall down or even scream, Jar Jar jumped into the air and kicked him in the face, making his head not only snap his neck, but also be utterly dislodged from his shoulders, sending it flying through the air. |
"Stupid authority figures! Yousa have no control over us!” Darth Superior said, as he mind- controlled Jar Jar to karate chop Captain Tarpals to the legs, shattering the bones into a bloody explosion of sharp shards that flew off everywhere and impaled several nearby Gungans, critically injuring them! Before Captain Tarpals even had the chance to fall down or even scream, Jar Jar jumped into the air and kicked him in the face, making his head not only snap his neck, but also be utterly dislodged from his shoulders, sending it flying through the air. |
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"You made Jar Jar a murderer! You should be ashamed of yourselves!” Anakin yelled to the three Sith Lords. |
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"But dat’s just dha beginning of our plans…” moaned Darth Lust sexually as as he pointed in Jar Jar’s direction. |
"But dat’s just dha beginning of our plans…” moaned Darth Lust sexually as as he pointed in Jar Jar’s direction. |
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