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Our plan was to seduce the Pirates with a really sexy lullaby called “London Bridge is Falling Down”. They got really fucking horny and started fucking each other. One of them started to squirt Santorum out of his dick hole, while all the other pirates were throwing up bloody bile in each other’s anuses and mouths. They started to kill themselves and shit semen out of their boobs. Also they were shemales. Bob, one of the Pirates, started fucking him/herself, then he squirt into Wayne the Weird Whale's blowhole. Wayne is my whale, he is very smart, my parents might have to put him down(’s syndrome) The bloody bile and Santorum mixed to make a shitty bile cum monster, that started crapping pink puke. Matty, my friend, started to shit out bile and orange hair. It splashed on the ground and it stank like a skank. Gordon Freeman took off his glasses and revealed that he had testicles for eyes and eyes for testicles. It was really hot. Also his dick was a nose. John Freeman, Gordon’s brother, started to lick Gordon’s eyes so he could finally taste Gordon’s tears. But there were no tears, only cum.
Our plan was to seduce the Pirates with a really sexy lullaby called “London Bridge is Falling Down”. They got really fucking horny and started fucking each other. One of them started to squirt Santorum out of his dick hole, while all the other pirates were throwing up bloody bile in each other’s anuses and mouths. They started to kill themselves and shit semen out of their boobs. Also they were shemales. Bob, one of the Pirates, started fucking him/herself, then he squirt into Wayne the Weird Whale's blowhole. Wayne is my whale, he is very smart, my parents might have to put him down(’s syndrome) The bloody bile and Santorum mixed to make a shitty bile cum monster, that started crapping pink puke. Matty, my friend, started to shit out bile and orange hair. It splashed on the ground and it stank like a skank. Gordon Freeman took off his glasses and revealed that he had testicles for eyes and eyes for testicles. It was really hot. Also his dick was a nose. John Freeman, Gordon’s brother, started to lick Gordon’s eyes so he could finally taste Gordon’s tears. But there were no tears, only cum.
This concludes Steamy Boner William III’s Story.
This concludes Steamy Boner William III’s Story.
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