Sticks of Immortality
Have you ever heard of the sticks of immortality? Of course not. Well, those who do know of it are wrong. Most people think that if you get these sticks, you live forever, but that's not the case. The sticks of immortality is actually a prayer, which you use on a stick, and then for every stick you pile on top of them, you get 1 day of immortality, so by adding a stick a day you could effectively live forever. Sounds great, right? Well it's not, because you only live for as many sticks you have in the pile, so say you have 4 sticks piled up, you are guaranteed to live for 4 days, but only 4 days, so before those days are up, you must add another stick, and if a stick is removed, a day is removed.
So, you're probably wandering why I'm telling you this. Well, as predictable as it may seem, once you hear this, I'll be dead. You see, I fell under the spell of these sticks, and I'm tired of this day by day chore of adding a stick over and over, just to have them taken away, so after this story, I'm going to break the enchanted stick, stopping my heart immediately. But my time is running short, so here it is.
The man who discovered this prayer, this curse, made a deal with the devil. If he gave him a way to live as long as he wished, he would join him on the lake of fire when he was done, and the devil did just that. But the man eventually found out that he had made a big mistake, because day by day Satan would find a way to knock over his pile of sticks. He got wind to blow them away, dogs to carry them off, termites to eat them, and all kinds of other shit. The man had to try harder and harder every day to protect them, And then one day an F5 tornado came right over to his house, but just his. The rest of the town was untouched.
The tornado ripped the pile of sticks apart, destroying the enchanted one in less than a second, and the tornado threw the man 100 feet from his house. The paramedics obviously pronounced him dead on the spot, but the strange thing was, he was dead before he even touched the ground.
So you see, this isn't a blessing, it's a curse, and it killed this man, and now it's gonna kill me. I can hear the twister coming right now, but it's not going to take me. I'm gonna end it first. The only two people that knew the prayer are gonna be dead soon, so I doubt it will ever be uncovered. But if you do learn it, for the love of god, don't use it, or else you'll end up like me, and the other guy, my dad.
Credited to Loganroxoffsox1
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