Suicide Mario
Hello my name is Dylan, and I am about to tell you about one of the most traumatizing experiences with video games ever, so my brother got Super Mario 3D All-Stars digital, but way later he got very bored, so he gave me access to it. He left his room to go to the store so I had access to his games and his switch for possibly 30 minutes, but I decided to be a good guy and only play the game he allowed me to play. So I decided to record me playing it on my PC so I could publish it to my YouTube channel. I choose my brothers file and he had 24 stars and Mario walked slowly, so I moved him to Bob-Omb Battlefield, so I choose the first star. Then, without moving Mario he grabbed a box, I tried to make him let go of the box but he didn't. So I moved him and killed some Goombas and the Chain-Chomp almost hit Mario but it somehow missed and Mario was safe. But as I reached the moving bridge, something happened.
0 Lives.
Mario just stood on one of the sides and I tried to move him, but he slide down the bridge into the canyon below, and the box broke into pieces. But Mario walked to a bomb and just grabbed it, I tried to make him let go of it but it exploded on Mario taking some health from the plumber in red, but that wasn't enough for him as he grabbed another bomb and waited. Again it exploded and took some more health from Mario, he walked to an area that the boulders would hit him, I tried to move him but I could only move the camera so I watched as Mario got hit by a boulder and huff and puffed and was about to die, and then the other boulder hit him and he died. So I thought that that was a glitchy level so I moved Mario out of the room and to the main room and he pointed to a door, which was Whomps Fortress, and I again choose the first star. But when I got there he kept ground pounding and I somehow moved him as he was ground pounding. But then he saw a box and Mario went insane, he jumped and ran to the box and grabbed it. And walked to where the Thwomp was and got crushed, but the box lived so he was still happy but he got crushed again and the box broke. So he waited and got crushed again, and again and died once more. Now with 2 lives Mario got out of there, and I moved him to the room where the basement is, and I moved him down to the basement and he pointed to Lethal Lava Land and got scared but he slowly walked over there. I choose the first star again, and long jumped to the volcano but Mario got burnt and almost died, but he also got burnt by a "fire thrower"?? But he got burnt by lava two times and died, now with one live I made Mario move out of the basement and he pointed to Bowser's area, and when he saw Peach Mario went insane and he ran to Peach, but when he realized it was turning into Bowser he tried to run but got sucked in Bowser's level.
Bowser
Mario immediately jumped off the level to his death but then I made him go back in the level and it seemed like something was making Mario kill himself and he didn't want to so I tried to control Mario as he was trying to kill himself, and made it pretty far and got a 1-UP and Mario made himself get shocked, but I made him continue on. And he made it to Bowser's pipe, which leads him to the turtle hybrid himself. Mario grabbed Bowser by his tail and span him around and threw him off the ground but Bowser jumped back in, so he span Bowser but he couldn't throw him and then somehow he threw Bowser into a bomb and Bowser gave him a key.
The End of Him.
Mario ran out of the castle and ran to the gate where the cannon was locked and talked to someone, and I heard him say: "Brother, I'm sorry I *sniff* wish I could meet you, but... I will soon." Mario ran into the water and drowned slowly, but that 1-UP he got saved him but he ran into the water once more.. but he drowned really slowly.
The Aftermath
I turned off the recording and my brothers switch and went to sleep and tried to sleep it off, and I was home alone and I heard a creak in the hallway I hid under the covers and I heard it's feet walk closer and it's screaming get louder, I felt something slowly take the covers off and I saw something horrifying, it was Mario and he was tall, lanky, skinny, and had empty sockets, and three rows of sharp teeth, he inched closer to me and opened his mouth but before I was killed I heard the front door open, it was my parents I screamed for help and ran upstairs and my parents saw the Monster Mario and my dad tackled him and started to choke it and it said in it's dying voice: "I-I was trying to p-protect my b-b-brother.." Then the monster Mario disappeared my parents asked me what happened and I explained everything, they said they were going to ground my brother for letting me play that horrible game, then they let me sleep with them for the night and when my brother went home they grounded him, but I swear as I sleep at night I feel long, skinny fingers crawl on my blanket.
Video Proof
Credited to Right Hand Man Cyborg
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