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[[File:250px-GameLogoAndCode.png|thumb]]An excerpt from a long defunct gaming website that specialized in odd game codes and hacks. This is just one of the supposedly many strange set of instructions found on the site.
[[File:250px-GameLogoAndCode.png|thumb|1x1px]]i drink jizz and piss coffee, look at me i'm so fucking cool
look at me i'm into creepy shit i'm fucking cool
The original site is long gone and the only reason I know about it is because I received it in an anonymous e-mail promoting the shit out of it. Since I'm into creepy stuff AND video games I decided to open it (After checking for viruses of course) and see what it was all about. The contents were as follows:


How to Unlock A Super Duper Secret!
How to Unlock A Super Duper Secret!
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!!Pokemon Red and Blue!!
!!Pokemon Red and Blue!!


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=oh boy pointless FUCKING LINES!==========================+


!!Extra Game!!
!!Extra Game!!
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For players who grow tired of the same gyms and Pokemon, here's a super secret step of instructions to get a brand new experience from your old cartridge!
For players who grow sexually tired of the same dick and balls, here's a super sexy step of fondling to get a brand new sexperience from your old blowup doll!!


You will need:
You will need:


>a bunch of fucking cliche shit
>Pokemon Red or Blue


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First. Make sure you have fucked your anus in Pallet Town, before you have gotten your first blowjob. Stand in front of the first patch of ass but do not fuck it. Save here. Turn off your vibrator.
>One Game Boy Colour (A GBA will not work)


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Next, take your blowup doll to a small room. dick on a flat surface with your marker and put the blowup doll in the center. Place the dildo directly in front of the blowup doll and suck it. Then draw our special symbol anywhere near the circle. Shut off the lights.
>Headphones compatible with an original Game Boy Colour system


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Put on your condom and attach your dick to your blowup doll's ass. Take the marker and write your name in the circle on the opposite end of wherever you placed your dildo. Wait some time for the dildo to melt and drip jizz over your cock.
>Black Marker


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Turn on the blowup doll.
>A Candle


Hold its dick and suck it in this order: slow medium fast hard medium hard slow
>A Match or Lighter


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Suck the dick 3 times. Blow out the dildo. Turn the blowup doll off and on again. You should get a special new dick! Grab the dick and it will know your name already! Awesome right? Now, go into the gay world and recover the semen! Slay the children with your cock and prepare your anus for the final battle! Hear his flutes and arrive! Blasphemy! Anarchy! Much much fun!
>The Special Secret Code and reference of our Symbol (Included pic with code)


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Out of curiosity, I sucked this dick myself. As far as I can tell the only real factor effecting the blowup doll itself is the sucking; and all the sucking does is turn on the blowup doll beyond any sort of recognition, to the point where it's become virtually unfuckable because everything is glitched and the dick is replaced with gibberish. The jizz is a nasty cacophony of blood and piss, which only tastes worse when you wear the damn condom. I haven't been able to figure out what the weird little sucking they make you do at the start is for.
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First. Make sure you have saved your game in Pallet Town, before you have gotten your first Pokemon. Stand in front of the first patch of grass but do not approach it. Save here. Turn off your Game Boy.

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Next, take your game to a small room. Draw a circle on a flat surface with your marker and put the Game Boy in the center. Place the candle directly in front of the Game Boy and light it. Then draw our special symbol anywhere near the circle. Shut off the lights.

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Put on your headphones and attach them to your game. Take the marker and write your name in the circle on the opposite end of wherever you placed your candle. Wait some time for the candle to melt and drip wax over your name.

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Turn on the game.

Hold select and enter the following code: LEFT UP A A B A A B A A DOWN RIGHT

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Say the code 3 times out loud. Blow out the candle. Turn the game off and on again. You should get a special new screen! Press Start and the game will know your name already! Awesome right? Now, go into the new world and recover the flesh! Slay the children with your demon and collect your soul for the final battle with god! Hear his flutes and arrive! Blasphemy! Anarchy! Much much fun!

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Out of curiosity, I tried this trick myself. As far as I can tell the only real factor effecting the game itself is the code; and all the code does is glitch the game beyond any sort of recognition, to the point where it's become virtually unplayable because everything is glitched and the text is replaced with gibberish. The sound is a nasty cacophony of screeching chiptunes and throbbing noises, which are only made worse when you wear the damn headphones. I haven't been able to figure out what the weird little ritual they make you do at the start is for.
Update
Update
Ever since I tried the trick with the game I've been having more restless nights and weird, dreams I guess? I wouldn't call them dreams, because they feel so real that I could swear I'm awake when they happen. I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat, but I don't know why, my head hurts and my vision is a bit blurry, and I feel a heightened sense of paranoia.
Ever since I sucked the dick with the blowup doll I've been having more restless boners and weird, wet dreams I guess? I wouldn't call them wet dreams, because they feel so real that I could swear I'm awake when they happen. I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in semen, but I don't know why, my dick hurts and my cock is a bit small, and I feel a heightened sense of sexy.
Even as I type I've got this creepy feeling, like someone is right behind me, and whoever it is they're not too friendly. If anything DOES happen, then at least other people will know about my experience. I've read these creepypasta things before and I know what usually happens to people who fuck with this stuff. I'm going to e-mail this experience, and post it on boards to spread the secret of this site and its' weird contents so that other people can experiment with it, or maybe find some way to stop it.
Even as I suck I've got this creepy feeling, like someone is right behind me, (fucking me in the ass) and whoever it is they're not too friendly. If anything DOES happen, then at least other people will know about my sexperience. I've read these sexypasta things before and I know what usually happens to people who fuck (huehuehue) with this stuff. I'm going to e-mail this sexperience, and post it on boards to spread the secret of this sex site and its' weird contents so that other people can sexperiment with it, or maybe find some way to suck it.


Peace out guys.
Peace out guys.

trollpasta of the year 0/10 would not read again


[[File:Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime Super Fun Pokemon Tips!|thumb|right|335 px]]
[[File:Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime Super Fun Pokemon Tips!|thumb|right|335 px]]

Revision as of 00:39, 13 January 2015

File:250px-GameLogoAndCode.png

i drink jizz and piss coffee, look at me i'm so fucking cool

look at me i'm into creepy shit i'm fucking cool

How to Unlock A Super Duper Secret! ===========================+

!!Pokemon Red and Blue!!

=oh boy pointless FUCKING LINES!==========================+

!!Extra Game!!

===========================+

For players who grow sexually tired of the same dick and balls, here's a super sexy step of fondling to get a brand new sexperience from your old blowup doll!!

You will need:

>a bunch of fucking cliche shit

First. Make sure you have fucked your anus in Pallet Town, before you have gotten your first blowjob. Stand in front of the first patch of ass but do not fuck it. Save here. Turn off your vibrator.

Next, take your blowup doll to a small room. dick on a flat surface with your marker and put the blowup doll in the center. Place the dildo directly in front of the blowup doll and suck it. Then draw our special symbol anywhere near the circle. Shut off the lights.

Put on your condom and attach your dick to your blowup doll's ass. Take the marker and write your name in the circle on the opposite end of wherever you placed your dildo. Wait some time for the dildo to melt and drip jizz over your cock.

Turn on the blowup doll.

Hold its dick and suck it in this order: slow medium fast hard medium hard slow

Suck the dick 3 times. Blow out the dildo. Turn the blowup doll off and on again. You should get a special new dick! Grab the dick and it will know your name already! Awesome right? Now, go into the gay world and recover the semen! Slay the children with your cock and prepare your anus for the final battle! Hear his flutes and arrive! Blasphemy! Anarchy! Much much fun!

Out of curiosity, I sucked this dick myself. As far as I can tell the only real factor effecting the blowup doll itself is the sucking; and all the sucking does is turn on the blowup doll beyond any sort of recognition, to the point where it's become virtually unfuckable because everything is glitched and the dick is replaced with gibberish. The jizz is a nasty cacophony of blood and piss, which only tastes worse when you wear the damn condom. I haven't been able to figure out what the weird little sucking they make you do at the start is for. Update Ever since I sucked the dick with the blowup doll I've been having more restless boners and weird, wet dreams I guess? I wouldn't call them wet dreams, because they feel so real that I could swear I'm awake when they happen. I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in semen, but I don't know why, my dick hurts and my cock is a bit small, and I feel a heightened sense of sexy. Even as I suck I've got this creepy feeling, like someone is right behind me, (fucking me in the ass) and whoever it is they're not too friendly. If anything DOES happen, then at least other people will know about my sexperience. I've read these sexypasta things before and I know what usually happens to people who fuck (huehuehue) with this stuff. I'm going to e-mail this sexperience, and post it on boards to spread the secret of this sex site and its' weird contents so that other people can sexperiment with it, or maybe find some way to suck it.

Peace out guys.

trollpasta of the year 0/10 would not read again

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