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[[File:250px-GameLogoAndCode.png|thumb|1x1px]]i drink jizz and piss coffee, look at me i'm so fucking cool |
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look at me i'm into creepy shit i'm fucking cool |
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The original site is long gone and the only reason I know about it is because I received it in an anonymous e-mail promoting the shit out of it. Since I'm into creepy stuff AND video games I decided to open it (After checking for viruses of course) and see what it was all about. The contents were as follows: |
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How to Unlock A Super Duper Secret! |
How to Unlock A Super Duper Secret! |
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!!Pokemon Red and Blue!! |
!!Pokemon Red and Blue!! |
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=oh boy pointless FUCKING LINES!==========================+ |
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!!Extra Game!! |
!!Extra Game!! |
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For players who grow tired of the same |
For players who grow sexually tired of the same dick and balls, here's a super sexy step of fondling to get a brand new sexperience from your old blowup doll!! |
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You will need: |
You will need: |
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>a bunch of fucking cliche shit |
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>Pokemon Red or Blue |
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>One Game Boy Colour (A GBA will not work) |
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>Headphones compatible with an original Game Boy Colour system |
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>Black Marker |
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>A Candle |
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Hold its dick and suck it in this order: slow medium fast hard medium hard slow |
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>A Match or Lighter |
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⚫ | Suck the dick 3 times. Blow out the dildo. Turn the blowup doll off and on again. You should get a special new dick! Grab the dick and it will know your name already! Awesome right? Now, go into the gay world and recover the semen! Slay the children with your cock and prepare your anus for the final battle! Hear his flutes and arrive! Blasphemy! Anarchy! Much much fun! |
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>The Special Secret Code and reference of our Symbol (Included pic with code) |
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⚫ | Out of curiosity, I sucked this dick myself. As far as I can tell the only real factor effecting the blowup doll itself is the sucking; and all the sucking does is turn on the blowup doll beyond any sort of recognition, to the point where it's become virtually unfuckable because everything is glitched and the dick is replaced with gibberish. The jizz is a nasty cacophony of blood and piss, which only tastes worse when you wear the damn condom. I haven't been able to figure out what the weird little sucking they make you do at the start is for. |
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Hold select and enter the following code: LEFT UP A A B A A B A A DOWN RIGHT |
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⚫ | Out of curiosity, I |
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Update |
Update |
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Ever since I |
Ever since I sucked the dick with the blowup doll I've been having more restless boners and weird, wet dreams I guess? I wouldn't call them wet dreams, because they feel so real that I could swear I'm awake when they happen. I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in semen, but I don't know why, my dick hurts and my cock is a bit small, and I feel a heightened sense of sexy. |
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Even as I |
Even as I suck I've got this creepy feeling, like someone is right behind me, (fucking me in the ass) and whoever it is they're not too friendly. If anything DOES happen, then at least other people will know about my sexperience. I've read these sexypasta things before and I know what usually happens to people who fuck (huehuehue) with this stuff. I'm going to e-mail this sexperience, and post it on boards to spread the secret of this sex site and its' weird contents so that other people can sexperiment with it, or maybe find some way to suck it. |
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Peace out guys. |
Peace out guys. |
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trollpasta of the year 0/10 would not read again |
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[[File:Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime Super Fun Pokemon Tips!|thumb|right|335 px]] |