Super Malleo 65

One day I was taking a giant shat until a cartridge flew through the window and it landed on the crap. I was like wtf is this and I looked at it. It still had crap on it so I licked the crap off. I put it in my n64 and hooked it on the tv in my bathroom. The mario head had black eyes and static was around him. I ignored it and played it. Mario's head was red and black eyes I moved around until it crashed. I was like GOD DAMMIT! and then the mario head appeared and he said see you tomorrow and the n64 turned off. I got up and saw that the toilet was full off shat. The next day I went to the toilet and played super mario 64 when I turned it on mario flew out of the tv and landed on my toilet and ate my crap. I ran out of my house and I tripped and mario got me and he dragged me to the tv and sucked me in with him. My Bro came in and saw me at in the tv and he was like "Oh my Dammit". Then mario tried to get him but he pulled out a shotgun and mario exploded ever crap and blood all over the place. He pulled me out of the tv and then a skeleton popped out and pulled us both into the tv and the N64 caught on fire and it became ash. the end

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