Super Malleo 65

One day I was taking a giant shat until a cartridge flew through the window and it landed on the crap.I was like wtf is this and I looked at it. It still had crap on it so I licked the crap off. I put it in my n64 and hooked it on the tv in my bathroom. The mario head had black eyes and static was around him. I ignored it and played it. Mario's head was red and black eyes I moved around until it crashed. I was like GOD DAMMIT! and then the mario head appeared and he said see you tomorrow and the n64 turned off. I got up and saw that the toilet was full off shat. The next day I went to the toilet and played super mario 64 when I turned it on mario flew out of the tv and landed on my toilet and ate my crap. I ran out of my house and I tripped and mario got me and he dragged me to the tv and sucked me in with him . My Bro came in and saw me at in the tv and he was like Oh my Dammit. Then mario tried to get him but he pulled out a shotgun and mario exploded ever crap and blood all over the place. He pulled me out of the tv and then a skeleton popped out and pulled us both into the tv and the N64 caught on fire and it became ash. the end