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Realising there were enemies on the ground, I made Mario jump on them. When I did, the enemies splatted with blood and I could hear multiple 8-bit voices talking to me. They said things like, 'You monster.' I immediately jumped from my seat and went to turn the SNES off, but the power off button wasn't working. A text appeared on the screen saying,
Realising there were enemies on the ground, I made Mario jump on them. When I did, the enemies splatted with blood and I could hear multiple 8-bit voices talking to me. They said things like, 'You monster.' I immediately jumped from my seat and went to turn the SNES off, but the power off button wasn't working. A text appeared on the screen saying,


'''''"Mario has been convicted of murder. He has died in the electric chair."'''''
"Mario has been convicted of murder. He has died in the electric chair."


I was surprised, Nintendo had never taken a realistic approach to any of their games, and I started to piece together why this game was never released. I went to unplug the SNES from the socket when I heard a voice from the console. "Are you scared, Charlie?" I didn't have a clue how this game knew my name. It should have been impossible for a gaming company to find out my name and program it into the game, but I shrugged it off as coincidence. I unplugged the SNES and took the cartridge out. The picture on the cartridge had changed from a happy Mario in Peach's castle to Mario crying blood surrounded by dead bodies. I ran into my back garden with a lighter and set the cartridge on fire. Just as the last part was about to be burned I heard another voice from inside my head.
I was surprised, Nintendo had never taken a realistic approach to any of their games, and I started to piece together why this game was never released. I went to unplug the SNES from the socket when I heard a voice from the console. "Are you scared, Charlie?" I didn't have a clue how this game knew my name. It should have been impossible for a gaming company to find out my name and program it into the game, but I shrugged it off as coincidence. I unplugged the SNES and took the cartridge out. The picture on the cartridge had changed from a happy Mario in Peach's castle to Mario crying blood surrounded by dead bodies. I ran into my back garden with a lighter and set the cartridge on fire. Just as the last part was about to be burned I heard another voice from inside my head.


"You are scared, Charlie."
"You are scared, Charles."
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Latest revision as of 17:13, 9 July 2023

One day I was looking around eBay for unreleased games. While looking, I found a game called 'Super Mario's Castle Fun' for the SNES. I was a massive Mario fan growing up, and knew all of the titles in the Mario series, but I had never heard of this release. I opened a new tab and searched on Google Super Mario's Castle Fun. There were 0 results. Quickly, I looked back at the eBay page. The seller had 100% feedback, and the price of the game was very cheap. I wondered why the seller would sell such a rare game for that cheap of a price, and I thought it was a scam. But it was only a couple of dollars to lose, and curiosity got hold of me so I had to buy it.

Surprisingly, it came in the mail, 3 days later. When I opened it, the cartridge was a picture of a happy Mario in Peach's Castle. I put it into my SNES. The moment the title screen loaded, it was apparent that the game was barely finished, as I had expected. It was a black background with some red text saying, 'Start'. I pressed start. The game opened to a field. In the field was a barely recognisable Mario who had no face. I thought this was obviously because it was a very early prototype, but I realised other things were out of place such as the goombas, they were flying and had no eyes. I made Mario go over to the goombas, but he couldn't jump high enough to get to them.

Realising there were enemies on the ground, I made Mario jump on them. When I did, the enemies splatted with blood and I could hear multiple 8-bit voices talking to me. They said things like, 'You monster.' I immediately jumped from my seat and went to turn the SNES off, but the power off button wasn't working. A text appeared on the screen saying,

"Mario has been convicted of murder. He has died in the electric chair."

I was surprised, Nintendo had never taken a realistic approach to any of their games, and I started to piece together why this game was never released. I went to unplug the SNES from the socket when I heard a voice from the console. "Are you scared, Charlie?" I didn't have a clue how this game knew my name. It should have been impossible for a gaming company to find out my name and program it into the game, but I shrugged it off as coincidence. I unplugged the SNES and took the cartridge out. The picture on the cartridge had changed from a happy Mario in Peach's castle to Mario crying blood surrounded by dead bodies. I ran into my back garden with a lighter and set the cartridge on fire. Just as the last part was about to be burned I heard another voice from inside my head.

"You are scared, Charles."

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