Super Mario.exe

Be4 you read this pasta, is based on Sonic.exe and the game (In spanish) can be found on YouTube by the user "2002abcdario" DAH VIZZLE. DOWNLOAD THE FILE!

Super Mario.exe - Intro

Well, my name is Benjamin. I love so much those old mario games, because they're nostalgic and classic. And... SIMPLE - EASY. Well, I finded a very old and weird mario cartdrige on the road, in front of a old and scary nintendo NES shop. I was so exited, I was so happy because I finded a old mario cartdrige, and just for free. I listened a weird and creepy voice, saying to me....

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT...

I thinked it was me, but I ignored it.

ON MY HOME....

I searched my NES console, I cleaned it, and prepared it to use the Mario cartdrige. I was so exited, I taked my NES controller and putted the game cartdrige in the NES. I turned it on...

BAD IDEA.

Starting the game...

I turned my NES console on, and the intro appeared. But it crashed. I restarted it, and still crashing. I don't know why, but I restarted it. The game started normally. Actually it is weird that the license screen didn't appeared. I ignored it, and the game starts. And then...

A loading bar with a Hyper-realistic scary mario with a hyper-realistic black-dotted eyes bleeding hyper-realistic blood appeared. I got creeped a bit, but I thinked it will be a glitch.

Later, after loading, a Windows XP bar presents the mario menu screen with a nice fanfare, but in a "TA-DAAAA" song the window got transformed in a scary picture. The darked blue sky, the big mario face with the hyper-realistic and red-dotted black eyes with mario looking at me with the same creepy eyes,  almost make me poop my pants.

And the game started.

With a blood red background, It appears 3 characters.

1. A Hyper-Realistic Luigi
2. Walleo
3. And a Hyper-Realistic Yoshi.

Also, it haves a creepy stereo background music. Making me to give the creeps. I selected Luigi.

Luigi, ACT 1

The game with Luigi started. It appears Luigi, with a blue background (I thinked it will be the sky) with a big Mario with the creepy eyes. It haves a scary reversed music. I walked at Mario, and pressed A. I don't have the idea that will happen.

A red background with a Sonic "Drown" music appeared. The creepy mario appeared walking very fast. I was worried, thinking something bad will happen. I runned quickly. I tried to pass over mario.... And nothing happened. I was like "ZOMG WTF is this a glitch HAHAHAHAHA!!"

I pressed A, and appeared a crying luigi for 20 seconds. I freaked out, and pressed all the buttons.

Later, the scary Mario appeared with a knife. And then...

The screen cutted off with a very scary scream that make me poop my pants and say MAMA loudly.

LUIGI DIED.

Walleo, ACT 2.

Later, after changing my pants, I decided to play with Walleo. When I was walking, I accidentally pressed the button B. And a static screen appeared. I pressed it quickly, and the scary Mario appeared again. I pressed A to see what happens, and it moves. Later... Mario appeared behind Walleo. And dropped his knife.

The scream and black screen appeared again. Making me poop my new pants again. I started to be angry, and...

WALLEO DIED.

Yoshi, ACT ...

Later, again, after changing my pants, again, I decided to play with Yoshi. The game was a stairs with a black background. And Yoshi walked upside the stairs, (Also, he's flying). I thinked the glitch attacked again, but when I press A.... Mario appeared again.

So, then, YOSHI DIED.

But...

THE MIND-RAPE STARTS.

A static screen appeared, during 20 seconds. Later, a HYPER-REALISTIC CREEPY MARIO WITH A HYPER-REALISTIC BLACK AND RED-DOTTED EYES APPEARED SAYING:

YO SOY TU DIOS (I am GOD, in english).

Later, the 5 second static appeared. The Mario face appeared again. The static appeared again. The Mario face appeared again with a demonic-loudly laugh. The static attacked again. More agressive.

Later, the screen cutted off black. Later, a message with a fucking loud scream, (Making me shit brix) saying:

PREPARADO PARA LA RONDA 2? (Ready for Round 2?)

Later a GAME OVER screen... A very disturbing GAME OVER screen.... Mario watching me, and the three characters maked shit, including sonic...

MAKE ME TAKE MY WATER GUN AND, SHOOT MYSELF.

The end.

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Written by SSuniaga
Content is available under CC BY-SA
Published on January 31, 2014

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