Super Mario: Blood Brown Edition
TWIGGER WARNING... swearing and poopy IF YOU DO NOT LIKE POOPY OR FUNNY MARIO DON’T READ THIS EXTREMELY SERIOUS PASTA
Enjoy :)
It was a ordinary Friday when I was riding my bike. As I road down the street I saw a Estate sale, and there was a bin labeled "videos game". My interest of the bin was peaked. "Wow, videos games, how peculiar" I said inquisitively, "they have Super Mario! My Beloved Adventures." I quickly grabbed said game out of a small child’s hands, and viewed it in all of it’s glory! As I grabbed the game, the child fell into a wood chipper that was conventently placed behind him and was at child height. The seller smiled as she was covered in the child's blood and viscera and gave me the game for free, hooray! Riding home as happy as can be knowing that this blood covered nintendo gamecube disc, held tightly by I, knowing that some fucking rat fuck wont be able to play the holy grail of nintendo games. As soon as I arrived to my humble abode, I know what I needed to do... I need to play this holy grail of a game, but I noticed a small detail on the box itself.. For some reason Mario on the Beloved Adventures cover had a little dirty brown dookie streak on his overalls, that is so fucked.. I scuttled to my goon cave and put the disc onto my workshop desk, and inspected it with my magnifying glasses. Luckily it looked liked water damage, so the game should be good to play
As I Inserted the disc into the gamecube, I smelled something... something pungent, something fowl, something absolutely repugnant, I pulled the disk up to my schnozzer and took a whiffy "ew, smells like weewee doodoo". My heart dropped as I heard a strange giggle from my screen, noo, but the disc is on my palm... Mario slid onto screen on his bum bum, leaving a brown streak on the ground as he sled, My jaw dropped in horror.. Seeing my childhood hero leaving shit all over. As my mind was broken little by little the disc enter the gamecube by itself. "holy Toledeo!" I yelled as mario waddled up to the screen and said "Mamia, yous smell-a somethin?" He said disgusted and with an eyebrow raised.
"It was you Mario!! You shitted and pooted and tooted all over!!" I pleaded with my own sanity.. "Nah nah.. it was-a YOU.." His hand popped out of the screen violently pointing at me with brown sauce covering his glove with little poopoo splatter going on my face. I looked away in horror, only to see the cover of the game itself. It wasn’t Super Mario! My Beloved Adventures.. It was in fact. Super Mario! I Think i’ve-a Shit-a myself for the nintendo Gamecube released the spring of 2004 to critical failure and mass shitted. As I looked at the camera with my mouth agape, mario grabbed me by the collar and shook me violently, Ouchie! His strong arms pulled me into the screen.. in that exact moment, I think I shit myself.
Mario was too strong, I tried to fight back but the shit covered gloves provided friction and proved hard to escape from. "I think-a I-a Shitted myself, Mamiamia" He looked agape at the camera as well. We were both absolutely disgusted at what Mario has done; for a spit second Mario’s grasp loosens, letting me free at last. I BLJ’d using my shit covered pants for a temporal speed boost loosing .03 seconds on my run but being able to grab the game and with one last witty line say "Looks like mario’s.. Shit outta luck" Before tossing the gamecube game in the toilet and flushing it. As he flushed away, the hot steaming turd that was in my pants magically dissapeared, it looks like marios curse has been lifted! I looked out my window and saw the estate sale I looked at the wood chipper and saw that fucking rat somehow get unchipped, but as he got unchipped the game hit him in the forehead and he got shoved back in the woodchipper (like the rat fucker deserved). After such a long and tiring day that we all could learn a lesson from, I went to sleep. After I fell asleep, I woke up all home alone but.. I couldn’t believe my nose... I smellt a stinky dookie from the bathroom.... No.. No he can’t be alive..
The end *(*´∀｀*)☆
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