Super Mario 64 - Fate of Death
It was spring break and I was eager to go home and play on my Nintendo 64. I got home, inserted the Mario 64 cartridge and started playing. For some odd reason, an anti-piracy screen popped up. I knew for a fact that there was nothing wrong with the game, because I got it from GameStop 3 days ago, and the cartridge was legitimately legal. I reinserted the cartridge and started the game. As soon as Mario entered the castle, there was blood on the walls and the floor. I was disturbed by this, but I kept playing the game. Mario entered Princess Peach's room and she was standing there with no eyes, and a creepy smile on her face. She said: "マリオ、あなたはあなたの死の運命を受け入れることを学ぶほうがいいです、さもなければあなたはクッパと私によって死ぬでしょう！"
I used Google Translate on my phone and the dialogue translated to "Mario, you better accept the fate of your death or you will be killed by Bowser and me!!" Now I was scared, and controlled Mario to the painting. He jumped into the painting and I was now in Bomb-Omb field. Mario got blown up by a bomb and died instantly. He was now a ghost and I had no choice but to accept my fate as well! I finally reached the Bowser level, and Mario (who was now a ghost) got pushed into the lava and he died, this time, he truly died. Then an error screen showed up saying:
"An error occurred! This is what happens when you don't accept the fate of your death, you fucking horrible human being! All save data has been wiped clean."
I removed the cartridge, inserted it again, but this time, a scary message popped up. It said:
"Princess Peach and Toadstool will come to your house and you will accept the fate of your death."
I simply removed the cartridge and returned it to GameStop. After I got back home, Princess Peach was at my door with the same black eyes and creepy smile, but her dress was bloody and torn up. I started running away while Princess Peach was chasing me.
I just ran to Walmart and hid in the bathroom. 30 minutes later, I went back home and played a real cartridge of Super Mario 64. To this day, I will never look at Mario 64 the same way ever again.
Credited to SabrinaPizzaLibra
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