Super Mario KILLER (Mario creepypasta)

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One day i wanted to play mario bros so i bought it at gamestop, but something was off when i put it in my wii u and i started to play it. I looked and looked and looked at the games controls and it just didn't feel right. The controls seemed all jacked up. the controlls said.... press the "Y" button to KILL! So i tried it out and pressed the Y button and Mario got KILT. I was all like "NOOOOO THIS MUST BE A HAUNTED CHARTCRATCHDGE!" So i decided to reset the game because i thot it was just a glish and to my suprise when i pressed the "r" button to reset the game, the screen said "HATE MAKER" I WAS FREAKED OUT! So i turned off my tv and went to sleep to sleep off the scaredness and when i woke up my wii had a new game on it called Mario Killers. So i started to play it but it was SCARY! There were voices that said things like "Translation server error" and Mario was KILT again! I was all like "NOOOOO THIS GAME MUST BE A HAUNTED CRAPLOAD!" So i saved my game and put the game away. Years l8er i found it but i forgot my experience with it so i playd it agan, but some scary things happened...Mario got KILT again, and some ghost got on the screen that said "I HAZ A GUN" and then he shot Mario. I was all like "NOOOOOOO" and i saved my progressin game. Now i have the game but i'm still scared. Oh no... MARIO IS AT MY DOOR IN REAL LIFE@!!!!!

Super Mario KILLERS 2: Revengence!

Hey guys its bobby and I found a game in my attic called "Super Mario Bros" for WII U. I was all like "Man this is cool becuse mario movie is ccoming out soon but cris pratt smoke weed so it gotted cancelled lets play" I put it in my WII U, and something was immediately off. I started playing it and something odd was going on. The farther I went, the more I felt like something was off. I felt like I was being watched, but I couldn't see anything. It was really creepy. Suddnely the GOST of my GRANDMPAPPLEY came on the screen and say "SOP PLAYING GAME ITS GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!" I brushed it off as just a glitchery, adn I continued the gam. But the GOST never shut off. Suddnely, the game went to a new screen with green letters that say "TRIGGER HAPPEND" and under that it said "YOOOOUUUU! PEe MY PANT!!!!" And i was all like "NOOOOOOOOO TIS GAME MUST BE BAD!" But the GOST continued. Suddnely, the screen turned a blood red and a woman's face started to show up and say "BIG_POOPIEZ, SQUIDWAD SUICIDE!!!!!" and I got SO scrayed and I strated to JUMP and BOOGIE out of scarredness. After that i got to the final level, and I died in like a BUNCH of diffrent ways. I got to go back and try again and I finally beat the game. But wen BOWSER was there he said "Super mario... MEgan thee stalLion she hulk twerk... Now i KKill yoU!" And I was all like "WTF!!!" But I couldn't beat him... And that's when the cops came. I got dragged out of my house and put in jail.

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