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The next level was World 1-3. Mario walked on his own right from the begining and walked into a hyper-realistic house that looked exactly like mine. After that I heard my front door open. I ran out into the garage and grabbed a .44 Magnum. When I walked into my living room Mario was sitting on my couch holding a M1911 pistol. Mario almost shot me but I dodged the bullet like a madman. When I got the chance I shot him in the head 3 times, the balls 1 time, and the stomach 2 times.
Mario collapsed on the floor and died. A few seconds after Mario died his body disappeared into a ball of smoke. When I got on the computer the ending music for Super Mario Bros. was playing. Standing in world 1-1 were the ghosts of every single Toad that Mario killed.
"Mario is still alive. He killed every single living creature in the Mushroom Kingdom. Now he's starting to kill people in the real world. and you will be his first victim. He wants to make your death slow and painful. watch out David Biscuitberg" the Toads said. "What the! How the hell did they know my real name!" I screamed in shock. After the Toads were done talking, the emulator crashed and took me to the desktop. I noticed that the game was deleted. I went to school the next day still thinking about those poor Toads. I dmed the guy that sent me the game and asked him why the fuck he would make me play something cursed. So far he hasn't responded. I told some of my friends about this whole ordeal and they just laughed at me. My "friends" told all of the kids in my high school and now I get bullied
I hate life now. If I just hadn't played that god-forsaken game I probably would live a happy life with friends who care about me. I just learned how to tie a noose. Soon I shall rest with the Toads and Luigi. Luigi has always been my favorite Mario character. I can't wait to meet him! I know it's because of that fucking game. I get the feeling that i'm being watched by a italian plumber. I'm going to end it before he does.
Goodbye.
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