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released and noone could of owned it yet. I asked the man at the till guy for |
released and noone could of owned it yet. I asked the man at the till guy for |
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me to buy it and he said "keep it. Have it for free. Please get it away from |
me to buy it and he said "keep it. Have it for free. Please get it away from |
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me. |
me." I got a bit sceptical but I like free games so I went out and to my |
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aparpment to play the game on my Wii u… I also got me self some a bowl of bran |
aparpment to play the game on my Wii u… I also got me self some a bowl of bran |
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flakes… I got out the disk out of the package and the disk had MarIO Kart 8 |
flakes… I got out the disk out of the package and the disk had MarIO Kart 8 |
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The game started on with the tittle screen with Mario |
The game started on with the tittle screen with Mario |
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appeared and saying "Mario kart eeeiiiiiigggghhhhtttt! |
appeared and saying "Mario kart eeeiiiiiigggghhhhtttt!" his voice was I found |
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it somewhat annoying but I didn’t mind and I played. On and selected single |
it somewhat annoying but I didn’t mind and I played. On and selected single |
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player and 50cc and I selected Luigi cause he my favourite character and chose |
player and 50cc and I selected Luigi cause he my favourite character and chose |
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the first grand prix. What happened made me creepy. It said "NITRO HTAED |
the first grand prix. What happened made me creepy. It said "NITRO HTAED CUP" |
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it was scary because htead was death backwarts. And when the race started …the |
it was scary because htead was death backwarts. And when the race started …the |
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race track was inside mario’s intestines! and it was red and pink and it is |
race track was inside mario’s intestines! and it was red and pink and it is |
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you could hear the Parana plant crunch and chew them and it started to drool |
you could hear the Parana plant crunch and chew them and it started to drool |
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hyper realistic blood and there were screams of a lot of pain and I heard |
hyper realistic blood and there were screams of a lot of pain and I heard |
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voices saying "YOU |
voices saying "YOU MONSTER" and "WHY! WHY!". I won the race but only because my |
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plant has eaten every one. I felt guilty for a moment. "did I kill the other |
plant has eaten every one. I felt guilty for a moment. "did I kill the other |
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players. Am I an murderer? |
players. Am I an murderer?" a text box appeared and said you have unlocked a |
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new character, in blood red writing that was probably written in blood. I felt |
new character, in blood red writing that was probably written in blood. I felt |
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sick to the stomach and as cheeped out too but I had to keep playing, I had no choice. I needed to get behind this… this mystery? Of epic proportions… |
sick to the stomach and as cheeped out too but I had to keep playing, I had no choice. I needed to get behind this… this mystery? Of epic proportions… |
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got ran over and his blood was spraing every were hyper realysticly. Than all |
got ran over and his blood was spraing every were hyper realysticly. Than all |
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of a suddenly... the other racers got to scared and drove away. Blood Mario was |
of a suddenly... the other racers got to scared and drove away. Blood Mario was |
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laughing evilly "mwah hahahahah. Itsa me… |
laughing evilly "mwah hahahahah. Itsa me… SATERN". I jumped out of my sofa and |
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fell out of my window. Luckily I landed on another man who broke my fall. I |
fell out of my window. Luckily I landed on another man who broke my fall. I |
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went back into my house. |
went back into my house. |
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I phoned Nintendo to find out about this absolute atrocity. |
I phoned Nintendo to find out about this absolute atrocity. |
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Why would they release a game that’s haunted by the devil? I phoned Nintendo |
Why would they release a game that’s haunted by the devil? I phoned Nintendo |
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and said "why have you sold me the devils copy of Mario |
and said "why have you sold me the devils copy of Mario kart". There was an |
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awkward silence… and the man at the receiver said. "we will be with you |
awkward silence… and the man at the receiver said. "we will be with you shorty" |
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an he maniacly laughed. I got abit suspicions. When I put the phone down… |
an he maniacly laughed. I got abit suspicions. When I put the phone down… |
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SHIGERU MYAMOTO WAS STANDING BEHIND ME WITH A KNIFE AND HE WAS WEARING A DEVIL |
SHIGERU MYAMOTO WAS STANDING BEHIND ME WITH A KNIFE AND HE WAS WEARING A DEVIL |
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COSTUME! He stabed me in the back and I died painfully. The last thing I heard |
COSTUME! He stabed me in the back and I died painfully. The last thing I heard |
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him say was "no one will ever know of my love for the |
him say was "no one will ever know of my love for the devil" |
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[[Category:Mario]] |
[[Category:Mario]] |
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[[Category:Demins and Debbils]] |
[[Category:Demins and Debbils]] |