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games and I beat them all with every gold trophy and played every game in the |
games and I beat them all with every gold trophy and played every game in the |
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series and recently I have buyed the newest game in the series, the eighth one. |
series and recently I have buyed the newest game in the series, the eighth one. |
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It was from the local game stop. I |
It was from the local game stop. I didn't have much money as my job relay |
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sucked. I worked in a orange factory… But for some reason there was a preowend |
sucked. I worked in a orange factory… But for some reason there was a preowend |
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copy witch I could afford. But was suspicious because it was the day it was |
copy witch I could afford. But was suspicious because it was the day it was |
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The game started on with the tittle screen with Mario |
The game started on with the tittle screen with Mario |
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appeared and saying "Mario kart eeeiiiiiigggghhhhtttt!" his voice was I found |
appeared and saying "Mario kart eeeiiiiiigggghhhhtttt!" his voice was I found |
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it somewhat annoying but I |
it somewhat annoying but I didn't mind and I played. On and selected single |
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player and 50cc and I selected Luigi cause he my favourite character and chose |
player and 50cc and I selected Luigi cause he my favourite character and chose |
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the first grand prix. What happened made me creepy. It said "NITRO HTAED CUP" |
the first grand prix. What happened made me creepy. It said "NITRO HTAED CUP" |
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it was scary because htead was death backwarts. And when the race started …the |
it was scary because htead was death backwarts. And when the race started …the |
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race track was inside |
race track was inside mario's intestines! and it was red and pink and it is |
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almost made me feel sick. It was horrible and how could Nintendo do smoothing |
almost made me feel sick. It was horrible and how could Nintendo do smoothing |
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like this. It was sick and demented and the music was a distorted backwards |
like this. It was sick and demented and the music was a distorted backwards |
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I phoned Nintendo to find out about this absolute atrocity. |
I phoned Nintendo to find out about this absolute atrocity. |
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Why would they release a game |
Why would they release a game that's haunted by the devil? I phoned Nintendo |
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and said "why have you sold me the devils copy of Mario kart". There was an |
and said "why have you sold me the devils copy of Mario kart". There was an |
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awkward silence… and the man at the receiver said. "we will be with you shorty" |
awkward silence… and the man at the receiver said. "we will be with you shorty" |