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copy witch I could afford. But was suspicious because it was the day it was
copy witch I could afford. But was suspicious because it was the day it was
released and noone could of owned it yet. I asked the man at the till guy for
released and noone could of owned it yet. I asked the man at the till guy for
me to buy it and he said “keep it. Have it for free. Please get it away from
me to buy it and he said "keep it. Have it for free. Please get it away from
me.” I got a bit sceptical but I like free games so I went out and to my
me.” I got a bit sceptical but I like free games so I went out and to my
aparpment to play the game on my Wii u… I also got me self some a bowl of bran
aparpment to play the game on my Wii u… I also got me self some a bowl of bran
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The game started on with the tittle screen with Mario
The game started on with the tittle screen with Mario
appeared and saying “Mario kart eeeiiiiiigggghhhhtttt!” his voice was I found
appeared and saying "Mario kart eeeiiiiiigggghhhhtttt!” his voice was I found
it somewhat annoying but I didn’t mind and I played. On and selected single
it somewhat annoying but I didn’t mind and I played. On and selected single
player and 50cc and I selected Luigi cause he my favourite character and chose
player and 50cc and I selected Luigi cause he my favourite character and chose
the first grand prix. What happened made me creepy. It said “NITRO HTAED CUP”
the first grand prix. What happened made me creepy. It said "NITRO HTAED CUP”
it was scary because htead was death backwarts. And when the race started …the
it was scary because htead was death backwarts. And when the race started …the
race track was inside mario’s intestines! and it was red and pink and it is
race track was inside mario’s intestines! and it was red and pink and it is
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you could hear the Parana plant crunch and chew them and it started to drool
you could hear the Parana plant crunch and chew them and it started to drool
hyper realistic blood and there were screams of a lot of pain and I heard
hyper realistic blood and there were screams of a lot of pain and I heard
voices saying “YOU MONSTER” and “WHY! WHY!”. I won the race but only because my
voices saying "YOU MONSTER” and "WHY! WHY!”. I won the race but only because my
plant has eaten every one. I felt guilty for a moment. “did I kill the other
plant has eaten every one. I felt guilty for a moment. "did I kill the other
players. Am I an murderer?” a text box appeared and said you have unlocked a
players. Am I an murderer?” a text box appeared and said you have unlocked a
new character, in blood red writing that was probably written in blood. I felt
new character, in blood red writing that was probably written in blood. I felt
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got ran over and his blood was spraing every were hyper realysticly. Than all
got ran over and his blood was spraing every were hyper realysticly. Than all
of a suddenly... the other racers got to scared and drove away. Blood Mario was
of a suddenly... the other racers got to scared and drove away. Blood Mario was
laughing evilly “mwah hahahahah. Itsa me… SATERN”. I jumped out of my sofa and
laughing evilly "mwah hahahahah. Itsa me… SATERN”. I jumped out of my sofa and
fell out of my window. Luckily I landed on another man who broke my fall. I
fell out of my window. Luckily I landed on another man who broke my fall. I
went back into my house.
went back into my house.
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I phoned Nintendo to find out about this absolute atrocity.
I phoned Nintendo to find out about this absolute atrocity.
Why would they release a game that’s haunted by the devil? I phoned Nintendo
Why would they release a game that’s haunted by the devil? I phoned Nintendo
and said “why have you sold me the devils copy of Mario kart”. There was an
and said "why have you sold me the devils copy of Mario kart”. There was an
awkward silence… and the man at the receiver said. “we will be with you shorty”
awkward silence… and the man at the receiver said. "we will be with you shorty”
an he maniacly laughed. I got abit suspicions. When I put the phone down…
an he maniacly laughed. I got abit suspicions. When I put the phone down…
SHIGERU MYAMOTO WAS STANDING BEHIND ME WITH A KNIFE AND HE WAS WEARING A DEVIL
SHIGERU MYAMOTO WAS STANDING BEHIND ME WITH A KNIFE AND HE WAS WEARING A DEVIL
COSTUME! He stabed me in the back and I died painfully. The last thing I heard
COSTUME! He stabed me in the back and I died painfully. The last thing I heard
him say was “no one will ever know of my love for the devil”
him say was "no one will ever know of my love for the devil”
[[Category:Mario]]
[[Category:Mario]]
[[Category:Demins and Debbils]]
[[Category:Demins and Debbils]]
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