Super smash bros slayed

I love super smash bros its my favorite game series. I have been playing since melee. If you don't know what super smash bros is then why are you reading this dummy. Well this experience didn't at all change my life. I was in the game section at Walmart (because I hate myself) while I was walking I found a game called "super smash bros slayed" strangely I haven't heard of this game. the cover art was Mario standing in front of a concentration camp from the 1940s. it was for the switch so I picked it up and when I brought it the price was 30$ Since I was poor I pulled out my automatic rifle and shot up the place then I ran out with the game. I slammed the cartridge into my switch and the game booted up. The intro and title screen we're all the same as ultimate. the was only one stage "hell" when I went to the smash mode the only characters we're mario, luigi, and kirby. I went to kirby because hes always been my main. the cpu was on random and the match started. when the match started the entrance animation was kirby eating a skull and the cpu was peter from family guy. his entrance animation was him running over stewie.

I ran over to peter and pressed "A" And when kirby punched him blood came out like mortol kombat. the blood was so hyper realistic that I almost died. it kept going kirby kept punching and punching and blood oozed from every part of his body. It lead to kirby standing on top of peter. ripping his chest open and eating his organs. I threw up so much that I almost drowned in my own vomit. then the devil himself appeared and said "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BEN" My names not even ben so I turned off the switch and took out the cartridge. I blew it up with the pipe bomb I made in my basement.

I looked the game up on internet explorer and after 10 hours nothing came up. Thankfully a few days later I managed to get a hold of sakurai HIMSELF. we called on discord and when I asked him about super smash bros slayed his face turned pale. He said no-one can know so he called an orbital strike to my house. I am now writing this before my house blows up so whatever you do PLAY SUPER SMASH BROS IF YOU WANT JUST DON'T PLAY SUPER SMASH BRO'S SLAYED.

Comments • 4

Loading comments...