TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOD

THIS IS TEH BEST PASTA ON THE WHOLE WIKEY. DON'T READ TEH REST BECAUSE TEH REST IS NOT AS CREEPY AS THIS, SCIENTIFIC STUDIESS PR00FED THIS!!! THIS IS TRUE!!!!

 I ASSUME THAT U DONT READ TEH REST OF TEH WIKI BECAUSE IT IS NOT AS CREEPY AS THIS STORY WITH ALL TEH BL00D. MY SCIENTIFIC STUDIE PR00F'D IT! LOL ROLF 

— Dr. James Leeward, Professor for Pastarology, Oxford

 AFTER READING THIS I WAS SCARRIED. VERY VERY SCARRIED AND I BLOODED LOTS. 

— A reader.

PASTA

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.

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