THE AUDINO KILLER!(IN THE PASTA I ACCIDENTLY KILL AUDINO’S)

one day i was looking for a audino for a healer i found one and i had no masterballs so i tryed all 3 other ballsno work i weakened it with water gun but the move was to powerful and killed it.i sat there and cryed for 2 seconds i found another one i smiled and jumped up and down i used tackle.too powerful.i found 50 audinos i had no chance to capture them.then…a message apeared saying i will have revnge.i said in real life”audino why wont you let me catch you”"if i dont i wont have em,all”audino pitures appeared and were scary bloody and gory i said”i know you will be only healing but i changed my mind”"ill give you tm overheat i really dont need it for any of my pokemon”"but you will be a respected one”a textbox apeared saying”you can catch me after you lose to me 20 times”i did that and caught a audino. i taught it overheat.it never lost until the elite four.a textbox apeared it said”why did you make me lose?”i simply said”i do not know how the elite four beat your overheat i am very sorry i promise i wont let you lose again”so i beat the game.after destroying the champion with audino a textbox apeared saying “thank you for helping me sweep those last pokemon away”another one said”i will leave myself in fire red”i was happy i played fire red and other pokemon games audino would always be there and sweep the champions pokemon.:)

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Originally posted on Crappypasta.com, 23 January 2013 by david freeman

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