THE MENACING MISCHIEF OF THE ULTIMATE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE STORY OF SHAGSONATH THE SPACE WARRIOR THE MILKY WAY ODYESSY ACROSS THE GALAXY ULTIMATE REVELATION PART I FINDING THE SHUTTLECOCK (EBOOK): Difference between revisions
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==== ''CHAPTER 5'' ==== |
==== ''CHAPTER 5'' ==== |
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''Chapter 5: The Menacinger Mischiefer of the other ultimate power in the universe, |
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the blood-man who was phone, Dickward III the Torture of Dickward II the Balls of |
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Dickward I the cock who opposes Shagsonath as the Antijihad nouveau who guards |
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the Shuttlecock with his IDD (Instant Death Disease).'' |
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"Deeta I, stay back!" Shagsonath exclaimed, "This is one sussy impostor!" |
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Deeta and Big Chungus left the room as Shagsonath confronted the demon in front |
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of hissen. |
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He was blue (dabbe dee dabba die) and humanoid. Alien and evil, nose dick-shaped, |
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with the voice of a missing father figure. He was tall, strong, not sexy like |
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Shagsonath, though. He laughed again as he steppingly stepped out of the shadowy |
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shadows of Shuttlecock darkness. |
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"Ar-ha, ar-ha, ar-ha, ar-ha!" he bellowed. |
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"I've been space-expecting you, Shagsonath." |
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"Who are you?" |
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More laughing followed. |
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"I am Phone, I am the Antijihad, the uncle you can never Bob, the bacon you |
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forgot to label that your mates feasted on: I am Dickward!" |
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He casted the strongest spell known to Jihadkind, the Instant Death Disease. |
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Not at Shagsonath, but Big Chungus! |
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He died. |
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Shagsonath looked behind him in horror which turned into rage, only the skeleton |
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left behind. Shagsonath had an agenda, he must burger to vanquish this foe. |
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Ow my arm. |
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==== ''CHAPTER 6'' ==== |
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''Chapter 6: The fight to last until the next time they fight which will last the |
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whole universe of space where Dickward dies but not really because he comes back |
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later and my arm still hurts.'' |
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"I'll go easy on you, Sussonath!" |
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Dickward released a stream of lightning from his hands. |
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Instead of blocking or dodging, Shagsonath raised his sword and became a rod-like |
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lightning rod of grounding mastery of lightning. At once, the knife grew into an |
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actual sword and became hotter than ever. |
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Nyoom! The lightning was deflected at Dickward, hotter than ever. Dick Ward flew |
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back and hurted his back and buttocks. Those buttocks were his favourite part. |
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Anger. |
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Dickward rose and cast again, this tune: The Extreme Ass Itch of Painful Failed |
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Reistance. Shagsonath's ass began to itch painfully, unjihadly. |
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"Yahoo!" He yelped, jumping and landing anally. |
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"Y-y-y-y-y-y..." |
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He's backwards long jumping to scratch against the floor. On release, he was so fast |
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that he became QPU aligned and moved back and forth to crash into Dickward II: Electric Boogaloo |
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a million times. |
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His jeans were burned away and his buttocks were on fire, blazingly ablaze the cat. |
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Dickward struggled to recover, while the spell had ended. |
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"Remember, I am four parallel universes ahead of you." He said. |
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Sluggishly getting to his feet, Dick coughed up hyperrealistic blood and began punching |
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Shagsonath repeatedly. |
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Shagsonath was unmoving like a stone of concentrated Jihadness. |
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"Why won't you die!?" |
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"Jihad, son. It hardens in response to parodies." |
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"Parodies?" |
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"Mind goblin deez nuts!" He drop kicked Dickward into the Shuttlecock which clanged sexly. |
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"The memes..." Dickward faded into susdust© and obscurity, leaving the Shuttlecock |
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unjihaded and unantijihaded. |
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==== ''CHAPTER 7'' ==== |
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''Chapter 7: The final chapter of part one where the Shuttlecock actually gets found and |
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the gears of the ancient gear torture the cock and balls of challengers to weed out the weak |
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before attaching to the actual cock to make boners magnum manganese and shuttle sized |
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but because it is Shagsonath, the son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son of a son |
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of a son of Al Nasir Salah Al Din Ab Yusuf Ibn Ayyub who was a son also, Shagsonath can bone |
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and debone both chicken legs and dong at will, Dickward will return later on but they only |
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fight again for real in Part 3 and every other time from now is for the lulz ZOMG EVIL DIXXX |
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instantly deadified me with his IDD and the Shuttlecock is not to be confused with the |
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(lowercase) shuttlecock from the hit game badminton and its many space-sequels like Badminton |
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15: Revenge of the mistreated net.'' |
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Imminent to the Shuttlecock as Space Allah was to Shagsonath, Shagsonath imminently placed his |
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imminently imminent hand imminently and became closer to the Shuttlecock than his jugular vein. |
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As he caressed the metal monkey milker, he began to feel a tortuous pain as his cock and balls |
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were tortured and his testacles (pronounced 'test-uh-clees') began to bakuganize into Bakugan |
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balls. |
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Shagsonath stuck his feet to the ground and gritted his teeth. Was this the science behind |
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enlargement pills? |
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The Shuttlecock began to tear apart, frame-by-frame, to attach to Shagsonath's non-shuttle cock. |
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The process was excruciating, however, the power of Space Jihad defeated the space pain like a |
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really effective space-aspirin. The transformation would soon be complete. |
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The cock is still not shuttle, but the pain becomes less and less, and gains an 'S' so that we |
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may discover a third Booyah: Spain. |
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"Mucho jamon viento..." Shagsonath grunted, funny-moustachely, "¡Perfecto rayo fantastico!" |
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The agony had ended. Shagsonath continued. |
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"¡Jalapeño jihad-en-spaceo! ¡Muy calliente perro pequeño! ¡Hola, soy dora... soy Shagsonath |
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guapo!" |
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The Shuttlecock transformation had been completed and Shagsonath's cock became like the Zark |
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Muckerburg triangle spacecraft. There was no time to mourn Big Chungus, but Allah would confer |
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his soul ensouled to Al Jannah for his space Zakah, space Khums and Space Jihad. Deeta was now |
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strangely inside a cock. |
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Shagsonath engaged thrust and erupted through the volcano with Deeta at his side, being de-milked |
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from the Milky Way, his guidance from the power within the power within the power within |
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the power within the power within the power within the power within the power within the power within |
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the power within the power within the power within the power within the power within the power within |
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the power within the power within the power within the power within the power within the power within |
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the power within the power within the power within the power within the power within the power within |
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the power within (yeah!) had told him to discharge from our galaxy and travel to the maddening choir |
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of the Hooyab Tundra at the very centre of the Booyah Desert. |
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So, uh... He found the Shuttlecock, everyone go home now. Jajajajajaj. |
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