THE MENACING MISCHIEF OF THE ULTIMATE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE STORY OF SHAGSONATH THE SPACE WARRIOR THE MILKY WAY ODYESSY ACROSS THE GALAXY ULTIMATE REVELATION PART I FINDING THE SHUTTLECOCK (EBOOK): Difference between revisions
THE MENACING MISCHIEF OF THE ULTIMATE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE STORY OF SHAGSONATH THE SPACE WARRIOR THE MILKY WAY ODYESSY ACROSS THE GALAXY ULTIMATE REVELATION PART I FINDING THE SHUTTLECOCK (EBOOK) (view source)
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Shagsonath and Deeta were now in the recesses of the tunnel.
==== ''CHAPTER 4'' ====
''Chapter 4: The ultimate Chungular quest to find the Shuttlecock under the volcano -
a sparring match with Big Chungus on his space return for directions and a sword for ultimate
powerful metal Space Jihad and five-minute crafts.''
The tunnels were dark, but the brightness of Maximum Coolness lit like the sun.
Deeta was uneasy, maybe just in awe of how epic games poggers cool Shagsonath was.
At last she spoke:
"Oh, Shagsonath, I want to have your Jihad space-babies!"
"In due time, Deeta," Shagsonath graciously replied, "We cannot until we are married, or
else that is space-Haram."
A loud noise, such as a rock rolling or similarly large and noisy rolling object that wasn't your mum
had begun to get closer and closer. A giant blue furball was chasing them down the tunnel and into
the vestibule.
After the shape crashed, it was revealed to have been none other than Big Chungus.
As he unrolled himself, with a transformers sound effect, he turned to greet Shagsonath.
"Sorry 'bout that, Doc. Mind tellin' your name?"
"I am Shagsonath I, son of Shesh Makesh LXIX, from Shesh Makesh V, IV, III, II, I and
Elon Mosque II and I; I am the sole heir to Al Nasir Salah Al Din Ab Yusuf Ibn Ayyub."
"You're the Shagsonath?" he exclaimed.
"Yes."
There is a cat outside my house. He movin', he schmovin', cute ginger cat.
Mucho jalapeño viento.
Back to the task at hand, Shagsonath was challenged to a friendly duel, a duel to
last all time.
Shagsonath prepared his deck.
As a child, he had spent countless cash money on SchmAmazon to build the ultimate deck in
the universe. They shuffled each other's decks then, then drew five cards.
In space card games, there is no banlist, therefore Shagsonath plays Pot of Greed twice.
However, Chungus stopped his plans to summon Exodia by discarding Droll & Lock Bird.
Shagsonath plays his new strategy, he would fuse himself with the exodia pieces in his hand.
"I play Super Polymerisation!"
"Naniiii!?"
"Shagzodia! Obliterate!"
Big Chungus was defeated on the first turn. He was not killed dead however, because this
was a children's card game.
"Conglaturations, winnerer! You will now recieve my second most prised possession."
He brandished a knife, brimming with untold hotness.
"This is the 1000* degree knife, it is so hot it is literally a thousand degrees!"
Chungus procured it to Shag Sonath.
"Thank," Shagsonath thanked him, "'Twas a valiant effort."
On cue, by chance only seen by great timing on the cue of good timed event flow,
the opposite door opened. Following was a noselike, nasaly laugh.
"Ar-ha, ar-ha, ar-ha, ar-ha!"
==== ''CHAPTER 5'' ====
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