THE MENACING MISCHIEF OF THE ULTIMATE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE STORY OF SHAGSONATH THE SPACE WARRIOR THE MILKY WAY ODYESSY ACROSS THE GALAXY ULTIMATE REVELATION PART I FINDING THE SHUTTLECOCK (EBOOK)
INTRO
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CHAPTER 1
Chapter 1 - Beginning of the beginning of the ultimate uprsing of Space Jihad through the power and predestination of Space Allah, or just Allah; descendant of Al Nasir Salah Al Din Ab Yusuf Ibn Ayyub, Shagsonath I, also descendant of Elon Mosque I, II and Shesh Makesh I, II, III, IV, V and LXIX.
Elon Mosque I was the sole inventor of Space Jihad, finding ridicule in his day, he only made it a family secret the power and truth of Space Islam.
He had a son, who had a son, who had a son, who had a son, who had a son, who had a son, who had a son, who had Shagsonath.
These sons of sons were: Elon Mosque II, Shesh Makesh I, Shesh Makesh II, Shesh Makesh III, Shesh Makesh IV, Shesh Makesh V, Shesh Makesh LXIX, and Shagsonath I.
However, his grandson, Shesh Makesh I, son of Elon Mosque II, had made his own plans.
Over this time: 100 years or so had passed. As it turned out, all of the bloodline were the direct descendants of the king of the Ayyubite Dynasty: Al Nasir Salah Al Din Ab Yusuf Ibn Ayyub.
Shesh used his status as Ayyubite heir to re-reveal the message and revelation of Space Jihad. In his victory, he renamed the Sahara Desert to Booyah Desert, also Mars.
Some say the sun wore shades that day, but it was probably just Max Cool, nephew of the Uncool Uncle.
Every believer was prepared for their true journey of truth to the true space paradise of Al Jannah, child of Allah who is the son of none because he's literally God and that would be shirk (not to be confused with Midget Shurk).
Shesh Makesh I then began to rule and went on to have a son, that had a son, that had a son, that had a son, that had a son, that had a son, who finally bore Shagsonath.
After 187 years, Shagsonath was finally born, in the Booyah Desert on Earth. Soon he would move to the Booyah Desert to begin his training.
CHAPTER 2
Chapter 2: The primitive age of the ultimate task in the universe for the ways and the power of Space Jihad; invasion of aliens that disrupt the longest Ramadan on the red planet Booyah Desert.
Booyah was a wasteland, full of nothing but sand and some plants. Air had been added lest our hero die during the Booyahyeyan Ramadan.
He space-fasted for three days and nights at a time; fighting to become strong, eating sand and reciting the Space Qu'ran. His aims were successful as holy space-magic flew into him and made him great and manly, beautiful in stature.
Suddenly, as if sudden caused by a suddenly sudden event caused in suddenness all of a sudden, a triangular craft flew past the corner of his manly, muscular, six-pack eye.
The space alien UFO ship of evil space aliens saw him too, and began inching forward to duel in a hyper battle duel of Jihad battle.
These alien aliens were green and tentacly, hyperrealistic, a product of Shaytan and the Antijihad. They flooded out in a hundred team group army of a hundred strong centurion.
First words: Shagsonath meditated his magic holy Space Jihad powers to say the magic words. "Ooh, ee, ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang!" he invoked.
The aliens fell under the power of Jihad Shagsonath, Jihad fuelled in space. They had succumbed to the Explosive Shart of Death and had sharted then exploded into the speckiest specs of splintered flesh smithereens of fine debris.
Ramadan must end.
CHAPTER 3
Chapter 3: The space race for the power of the ultimate power in the universe known as the Shuttlecock Ancient Gear, left by ancient alien SDFs to now be used for Space Jihad versus the robotical alien overlord, lord of the alien armada of aliens Zark Muckerburg.
Zark Muckerburg, son of the late Mark Zuckerburg is a Neptunian alien of Neptune and overlord of the solar system aliens. Like his biological father, he was a robotical tech cyborg robot with illegal stealing of deeta, and Deeta I who was to be Shagsonath I's wife.
He caught news of the Space Islamic man in Booyah and how he shat the asses of all those Martian quadrant aliens and was very sus sussy impostor baka sus. In a very Meta move, he put on his flesh coat (TM) to greet Shagsonath.
Simultaneously, the angel Space Jibril told Space Shagsonath of the Ancient Gear known as the Shuttlecock in the Booyah Volcano. But which one? he wondered to himself.
This paranormal event was caught on camera, definitive proof of Space Islam Jihad Angels, by Zark Muckerburg. And he knew at once that he must lock away all deeta, Deeta and the Shuttlecock of cock shuttles. But which one? he wondered to himself, so many Volcanoes on Booyah.
Both Shagsonath and Zark were wondering, until they both saw a space hunter and a fat rabbit. The hunter had trapped the rabbit underground with a trapdoor.
"That'll hold him alright," the hunter laughed. Then he left.
The rabbit then climbed out and mocked his adversary: "That'll hold him alright, hehehehe." He then slammed the door again, "Phooey!"
The planet shook as he stormed off, leaving unprotected the Booyah Volcano of Big Chungus. The door and the blood red sand were hyperrealistic like the Hedgehog of Space Shaytan.
At once, Shagsonath met with Zark Muckerburg, and as he left the space spaceship, Shagsonath stood his ground ready to Jihad. Zark's voice was clear but monotone.
"Shagsonath," he said, "You will not have this vent, I will sus you to death."
"Shame," Shagsonath responded promptly. "By the will of Space Allah, it is Just Jihad January."
A wave of fear passe dover Zark's emotionless face, but he did not falter.
"Last warning, Shagsonath, or this human girl dies and I will do the Jihad of Shaytan on this girl." A woman in cuffs stepped out of the craft. Shagsonath recognised her immediately.
"Princess Deeta!"
Shagsonath was overcome by space anger and threatens Zark.
"Zark, I will shit your ass!"
Zark could not compute a response and stood silent. The deeta, and Deeta were still hostage.
Shagsonath knew robots couldn't shart so he had to employ a new strategy.
"Max Cool!" he yelled, attempting to become a chosen of Maximum Coolness.
The glasses fell from the sky and were fitted. By miracle, he could still see and was not stricken with blindness. From the lenses, two beams were fired, one at Deeta's cuffs, another directly at Zark Muckerburg.
The cuffs were broken and Zark began to melt and immolate. He pulled out his bisexual finger guns and hit nothing, for his aimbot was destroyed.
In his last breaths of code, he said this: " My ass has been shitted, oh why has the next Antijihad not been found? I is dead now. "
Shagsonath and Deeta were now in the recesses of the tunnel.
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