Talk:Scout Weapon 666/@comment-204.11.184.222-20130419153550/@comment-25930992-20150809020727

Protagonist: "MOMMY!"

Mother: "What is it son?"

Protagonist: "THIS ONE GAME I FOUND ON THE INTERNET TELLS ME I HAVE TO KILL YOU, MY DAD, AND MY SIBLINGS!"

Mother: "Good heavens, that sounds awful!"

Protagonist: "BUT IF I KILL THE DEVIL YOU GUYS WILL COME BACK TO LIFE!!!"

Mother: "Oh okay then. Let's go pick out your favorite knife to get started!"