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(Created page with "{{NSFW}} So the wife and I were getting into it and she told me to talk dirty to her. So I called her a filthy slut. She said “dirtier!” So I smacked her around and told her I was going to use her like the cheap whore she is. She said “dirtier!” So I said “I’m gonna stick some SQQQ in your portfolio. I’m gonna put it in long and deep. I’m gonna fill you up with way OTM SPY puts.” She then slapped me, packed a bag and took the kids. I think we’re g...") |
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So the wife and I were getting into it and she told me to talk dirty to her. So I called her a filthy slut. |
So the wife and I were getting into it and she told me to talk dirty to her. So I called her a filthy slut. |
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She said "dirtier!" So I smacked her around and told her I was going to use her like the cheap whore she is. |
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She said |
She said "dirtier!" So I said "I'm gonna stick some SQQQ in your portfolio. I'm gonna put it in long and deep. I'm gonna fill you up with way OTM SPY puts." |
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She then slapped me, packed a bag and took the kids. I think |
She then slapped me, packed a bag and took the kids. I think we're getting a divorce. |
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So the wife and I were getting into it and she told me to talk dirty to her. So I called her a filthy slut.
She said "dirtier!" So I smacked her around and told her I was going to use her like the cheap whore she is.
She said "dirtier!" So I said "I'm gonna stick some SQQQ in your portfolio. I'm gonna put it in long and deep. I'm gonna fill you up with way OTM SPY puts."
She then slapped me, packed a bag and took the kids. I think we're getting a divorce.
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