Teh Deth of Mario

One day I went to the the Walmartè across the street and i wanted to get a video game. I felt like there was a demonic evil entity staulking me throughout my journey to walmart. When i finally got to the walmart, I saw a poster with Mario's bloodied, evil face on it with the words "hes coming" on it. I blinked and it was gone. I went into the walmart. I went over to the video games section. "where are the ds games?" i asked the cashier. suddenly, the cashiers face turned to EVIL MARIO LIKE I SAW EARLIER!!!

"ITSAME MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO!!!!!" he demonicly replied evilly!

I was terrified. I quickly took action and threw my trusty wii nunchuks at him. the behemoth screeched as the nunchuks beat him to the ground. "game over" i said triumphantly standing over the demon; dead at last as his body vanished in a demonic vortex that sucked him in.

So then i bought the new ds packaged with a copy of new super mario bros wii. I put the disk into the ds and turned it on, suddenly, luigi was the main character instead of mario. "wtf?" i said to myself. so i threw it out cuz it musta been broken.

The end

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Credited to mlgmtndewl33t447 

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