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This story begins on a blank but peaceful night...
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I do enjoy playing some video games for the Xbox 360 but not by myself. Well not any more, I was walking down the street looking at the pure black sky, with nothing on my mind but what to do. Then when walking down the sidewalk halfway from the nearest pizza restaurant was a man who was wearing the longest jacket I have ever seen I think it was a trench coat, but not positive. When passing by the man, he stopped, looked at me and said with the most hideous smile also the most sinister type of voice I have ever encountered.
Have you ever heard of Warner's Splatter? It's a parody featuring animated Warner characters (Tom & Jerry and Looney Tunes) dying in brutal ways. If you have seen by chance a picture of Jerry getting chopped by Tom, it comes from that demented parody.


"Do you like video games?" he asked me, and with no hesitation of regrets I said, "Yes!" with the thought I might have something to do tonight. He then smiled and jumped around with glee, I then thought to myself: "this guy is a total loon". He then stopped and gripped my shoulders, placing a white, clear game case in my left hand, "Have a nice night," the man said while skipping down the sidewalk and everyone looking at him as if he were insanely crazy. But knowing I just got a free game I was now going to have something to do for the night.
Well, I had a terrible experience with something like that.


When I finally got home I marched up the stairs, excited to see and play my new video game for the Xbox. I ran up to the console and slid my finger across the power button, since it was a touch console. I opened my disc tray and opened the game case which was actually the video game Call of Duty: World at War. I've played this game before but was not too fond of it. But if it gave me something to do I was in for it all the way. When putting the game in and starting it up I noticed the opening intro song was not the same. <i><b>([[Call of Duty: 666|Read more...]])</b></i>
First things first, let me introduce myself. Name's Susie, and I'm an anthropomorphic dinosaur. I used to be a bully, being mean to everyone, threatening others....


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But an indirect trip to another world changed me completely. That's not what i'm gonna talk about though.

It was Saturday, and I was grounded for skipping class yesterday. Not that I cared a lot.

I lied to my parents because if I told them the true reason why I skipped class, they wouldn't believe me.

I was in my bedroom when our house phone rang. My dad picked it up, and Toriel was on the phone. She wanted me to go to school because I was with Kris when we went gone for a long time.

When I went there, Toriel was really pissed off.

"Mind you explain me what did you do with Kris yesterday?" asked Toriel.

"Miss Toriel, I promise, I didn't do anything to them. Well... I might had threatened them, but nothing more." I answered.

Then I told her the real reason of our disappearance. Unfortunately, that made her more pissed off.

"ARE YOU FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MIND?!" she screamed. I was shocked. Toriel had never swore, not even in front of a student. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD BEEN DOING DRUGS! THAT'S ILLEGAL AND WRONG!" she kept screaming.

"I swear I didn't do drugs!" "Well, if you are gonna keep lying then I will have to get ROUGH" she said, as she dragged me to the detention room. She made me sit and pulled out a disc with the title "CARNAGE", drawn in red marker. <i><b>([[Disney's CARNAGE|Read more...]])</b></i>

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Latest revision as of 02:37, 1 July 2024

Call of Duty: 666

This story begins on a blank but peaceful night...

I do enjoy playing some video games for the Xbox 360 but not by myself. Well not any more, I was walking down the street looking at the pure black sky, with nothing on my mind but what to do. Then when walking down the sidewalk halfway from the nearest pizza restaurant was a man who was wearing the longest jacket I have ever seen I think it was a trench coat, but not positive. When passing by the man, he stopped, looked at me and said with the most hideous smile also the most sinister type of voice I have ever encountered.

"Do you like video games?" he asked me, and with no hesitation of regrets I said, "Yes!" with the thought I might have something to do tonight. He then smiled and jumped around with glee, I then thought to myself: "this guy is a total loon". He then stopped and gripped my shoulders, placing a white, clear game case in my left hand, "Have a nice night," the man said while skipping down the sidewalk and everyone looking at him as if he were insanely crazy. But knowing I just got a free game I was now going to have something to do for the night.

When I finally got home I marched up the stairs, excited to see and play my new video game for the Xbox. I ran up to the console and slid my finger across the power button, since it was a touch console. I opened my disc tray and opened the game case which was actually the video game Call of Duty: World at War. I've played this game before but was not too fond of it. But if it gave me something to do I was in for it all the way. When putting the game in and starting it up I noticed the opening intro song was not the same. (Read more...)

Written by Jordan98292