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This story begins on a blank but peaceful night... |
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<i>Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM</i> |
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I do enjoy playing some video games for the Xbox 360 but not by myself. Well not any more, I was walking down the street looking at the pure black sky, with nothing on my mind but what to do. Then when walking down the sidewalk halfway from the nearest pizza restaurant was a man who was wearing the longest jacket I have ever seen I think it was a trench coat, but not positive. When passing by the man, he stopped, looked at me and said with the most hideous smile also the most sinister type of voice I have ever encountered. |
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Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... <i><b>([[Gyorg|Read more...]])</b></i> |
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"Do you like video games?" he asked me, and with no hesitation of regrets I said, "Yes!" with the thought I might have something to do tonight. He then smiled and jumped around with glee, I then thought to myself: "this guy is a total loon". He then stopped and gripped my shoulders, placing a white, clear game case in my left hand, "Have a nice night," the man said while skipping down the sidewalk and everyone looking at him as if he were insanely crazy. But knowing I just got a free game I was now going to have something to do for the night. |
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When I finally got home I marched up the stairs, excited to see and play my new video game for the Xbox. I ran up to the console and slid my finger across the power button, since it was a touch console. I opened my disc tray and opened the game case which was actually the video game Call of Duty: World at War. I've played this game before but was not too fond of it. But if it gave me something to do I was in for it all the way. When putting the game in and starting it up I noticed the opening intro song was not the same. <i><b>([[Call of Duty: 666|Read more...]])</b></i> |
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Latest revision as of 02:37, 1 July 2024
This story begins on a blank but peaceful night...
I do enjoy playing some video games for the Xbox 360 but not by myself. Well not any more, I was walking down the street looking at the pure black sky, with nothing on my mind but what to do. Then when walking down the sidewalk halfway from the nearest pizza restaurant was a man who was wearing the longest jacket I have ever seen I think it was a trench coat, but not positive. When passing by the man, he stopped, looked at me and said with the most hideous smile also the most sinister type of voice I have ever encountered.
"Do you like video games?" he asked me, and with no hesitation of regrets I said, "Yes!" with the thought I might have something to do tonight. He then smiled and jumped around with glee, I then thought to myself: "this guy is a total loon". He then stopped and gripped my shoulders, placing a white, clear game case in my left hand, "Have a nice night," the man said while skipping down the sidewalk and everyone looking at him as if he were insanely crazy. But knowing I just got a free game I was now going to have something to do for the night.
When I finally got home I marched up the stairs, excited to see and play my new video game for the Xbox. I ran up to the console and slid my finger across the power button, since it was a touch console. I opened my disc tray and opened the game case which was actually the video game Call of Duty: World at War. I've played this game before but was not too fond of it. But if it gave me something to do I was in for it all the way. When putting the game in and starting it up I noticed the opening intro song was not the same. (Read more...)
