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Before I start I just want to wish you all a happy holidays. This was quite a traumatizing experience I had when I was young. Anyway get comfortable because this is going to be a very disturbing story. I always tell this story around christmas time to my friends and family and I thought this subreddit would love stuff like this so here It goes. It was christmas of 2008 and I was a pretty young. I still believed in santa at that point so I had the attitude of,"Oh If I stay up maybe I can catch him". God damn my curiousity . This year I was absolutely positive I was going to catch him. I had a ton of caffeine ready so wouldn't fall asleep waiting. At around 12:30 in the morning, I knew my parents were asleep and they were extremely heavy sleepers. I snuck downstairs and to my surprise, my presents were already there! I thought,"Shoot, I missed him". I hung out downstairs for a few hours playing on my ipod touch. This is where it happened. Where I was sitting you could look down a hallway to see a sliding glass door. I don't know how long he was standing there but all I know was when I looked up from my ipod, he was standing right outside, looking at me. "ITS SANTA!" I thought. As I looked closer he didn't seem like the jolly fat old man we all came to love. He was in a bright red suit, but he wasn't fat at all, he was extremely pale and skinny, and he was relatively old, possibly in his 60's. He had bright red cheeks, and what giving a good old creepy smile. He gave me a hand signal to come to the door. I started walking down the hallway, and I started getting a,"This isn't right feeling" mixed in with a,"I HIT THE JACKPOT" feeling too. As I walked he gave me the same look all the down. No lights were on in the hallway and there was a bright light shining on him outside the house. As I opened the door, I said,"Oh my gosh, santa its you!" He started in a high pitch voice,"WHYYY HELLO LITTLE BOY! IT SO GOOD TO SEE YOU! HAVE YOU SEEN THE PRESENTS IVE GIVEN YOU?" I couldnt believe it! I was talking to the REAL saint nick himself. "YEAH I DID! But santa why are you back here?" I looked closer into his eyes and I realised, they were pure black. Nothing but pupil. <i><b>([["HE SEES YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING"|Read more...]])</b></i> |
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Have you ever heard of Warner's Splatter? It's a parody featuring animated Warner characters (Tom & Jerry and Looney Tunes) dying in brutal ways. If you have seen by chance a picture of Jerry getting chopped by Tom, it comes from that demented parody. |
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Well, I had a terrible experience with something like that. |
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First things first, let me introduce myself. Name's Susie, and I'm an anthropomorphic dinosaur. I used to be a bully, being mean to everyone, threatening others.... |
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But an indirect trip to another world changed me completely. That's not what i'm gonna talk about though. |
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It was Saturday, and I was grounded for skipping class yesterday. Not that I cared a lot. |
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I lied to my parents because if I told them the true reason why I skipped class, they wouldn't believe me. |
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I was in my bedroom when our house phone rang. My dad picked it up, and Toriel was on the phone. She wanted me to go to school because I was with Kris when we went gone for a long time. |
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When I went there, Toriel was really pissed off. |
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"Mind you explain me what did you do with Kris yesterday?" asked Toriel. |
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"Miss Toriel, I promise, I didn't do anything to them. Well... I might had threatened them, but nothing more." I answered. |
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Then I told her the real reason of our disappearance. Unfortunately, that made her more pissed off. |
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"ARE YOU FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MIND?!" she screamed. I was shocked. Toriel had never swore, not even in front of a student. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD BEEN DOING DRUGS! THAT'S ILLEGAL AND WRONG!" she kept screaming. |
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"I swear I didn't do drugs!" "Well, if you are gonna keep lying then I will have to get ROUGH" she said, as she dragged me to the detention room. She made me sit and pulled out a disc with the title "CARNAGE", drawn in red marker. <i><b>([[Disney's CARNAGE|Read more...]])</b></i> |
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<i>Written by TailsDoller2, and HewkiiTheTiscBoi</i></center> |
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Revision as of 07:15, 1 January 2024
Hey there.
Have you ever heard of Warner's Splatter? It's a parody featuring animated Warner characters (Tom & Jerry and Looney Tunes) dying in brutal ways. If you have seen by chance a picture of Jerry getting chopped by Tom, it comes from that demented parody.
Well, I had a terrible experience with something like that.
First things first, let me introduce myself. Name's Susie, and I'm an anthropomorphic dinosaur. I used to be a bully, being mean to everyone, threatening others....
But an indirect trip to another world changed me completely. That's not what i'm gonna talk about though.
It was Saturday, and I was grounded for skipping class yesterday. Not that I cared a lot.
I lied to my parents because if I told them the true reason why I skipped class, they wouldn't believe me.
I was in my bedroom when our house phone rang. My dad picked it up, and Toriel was on the phone. She wanted me to go to school because I was with Kris when we went gone for a long time.
When I went there, Toriel was really pissed off.
"Mind you explain me what did you do with Kris yesterday?" asked Toriel.
"Miss Toriel, I promise, I didn't do anything to them. Well... I might had threatened them, but nothing more." I answered.
Then I told her the real reason of our disappearance. Unfortunately, that made her more pissed off.
"ARE YOU FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MIND?!" she screamed. I was shocked. Toriel had never swore, not even in front of a student. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD BEEN DOING DRUGS! THAT'S ILLEGAL AND WRONG!" she kept screaming.
"I swear I didn't do drugs!" "Well, if you are gonna keep lying then I will have to get ROUGH" she said, as she dragged me to the detention room. She made me sit and pulled out a disc with the title "CARNAGE", drawn in red marker. (Read more...)
Written by TailsDoller2, and HewkiiTheTiscBoi
