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|The Last Pizza Die-livery I’ll Ever Make|"'This is the last delivery of the day. I need you to get this pizza to 13 Demon’s Street, postcode 666 EVIL.' He bellowed while forcibly shoving the pizza box down my pocket, tearing my clothes to shreds."
|My Experience trying to run Sonic.exe|"I immediately jumped, and then moved my mouse over to the mediafire link, right clicked it, selected copy link address, and then opened a new tab, and copy pasted the link, and hit enter. I was then met with 5 buttons that said download. I clicked the big blue one at the top, which I was knew was the correct one when I got a prompt that said i was downloading "SONIC.EXE". I had passed the first trial."
|The Forbidden Fold|"'HELP!!!!' 'baaaah' 'HELP!!!!' 'baaahh'"
|Oblivion|"Roy was dead, the next phone call said. I sold the game at a yard sale. I sobbed, alone, in my room. I was responsible. I killed my friend. But the game was the one that caused it."
|Megamind Vs. Mac Tonight|"Did Megamind just say 'fuck'? Actually, back up a minute, did Mac Tonight say 'bitch'? What the hell was the cursing about?"
|Horse|"It just had the letter "H" on it. How weird. I held onto it and kept walking, not wanting to litter. I got to a crossing where a car was going by, and some asshole threw a wad of paper at me! I opened it up..."
|Box Man|"'Steve, the box. There's something wrong with it.' 'What happened?' 'It's opening, by itself.'"
|Mad About McDonald's|"My dad was mad about McDonald's and he couldn't live without having something from McDonald's at least once a day. It was good for him, but not for the rest of the family who had to put up with him. We gradually started to avoid eating at McDonald's with him, and he showed obvious displeasure at our lack of enthusiasm."
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"'This is the last delivery of the day. I need you to get this pizza to 13 Demon’s Street, postcode 666 EVIL.' He bellowed while forcibly shoving the pizza box down my pocket, tearing my clothes to shreds."

"'HELP!!!!' 'baaaah' 'HELP!!!!' 'baaahh'"

"Did Megamind just say 'fuck'? Actually, back up a minute, did Mac Tonight say 'bitch'? What the hell was the cursing about?"

"'Steve, the box. There's something wrong with it.' 'What happened?' 'It's opening, by itself.'"