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|BOB.EXE|"Some may say that, at the ripe age of 38, my life is a wreck... but that's the life of a LEGO Maniac."
|The Real Reason Why Sonic Doesn’t Eat Chilli Dogs Any More|"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"
|Sonic.exe 2 (2012 Version)|"I had been tricked by my own favorite character to let the embodiement of evil istelf loose onto the world. He will invade your computer now and drag you into his nightmare realm which is now spewing out of control into our world now. Sonic is the devil himself, and Sally is just another pawn in his horrid game."
|5/5/2024|"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."
|Mario says the fuck word|"'Di-Did... Did Mario swear...? Did I hear that from the video...!?'"
|NewlyDEADs|"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."
|The /x/ Pasta Collection|"A few elite dentists keep the fragments of anything they extract and sometimes trade certain specimens for ritual purposes. These rituals can make the caster stronger, tougher, faster, smarter, or more spiritually powerful. Why do you think they're always saying you should get your wisdom teeth pulled?"
|Courage the Cowardly Dog - Banned Episode|"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"
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Revision as of 04:43, 1 June 2024

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"Some may say that, at the ripe age of 38, my life is a wreck... but that's the life of a LEGO Maniac."

"I had been tricked by my own favorite character to let the embodiement of evil istelf loose onto the world. He will invade your computer now and drag you into his nightmare realm which is now spewing out of control into our world now. Sonic is the devil himself, and Sally is just another pawn in his horrid game."

"'Di-Did... Did Mario swear...? Did I hear that from the video...!?'"

"A few elite dentists keep the fragments of anything they extract and sometimes trade certain specimens for ritual purposes. These rituals can make the caster stronger, tougher, faster, smarter, or more spiritually powerful. Why do you think they're always saying you should get your wisdom teeth pulled?"