Tentacle Hentai Theory

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"it's coming out your mouth."

Not really. You can get all the way to the end of the ascending colon (filling up the entire large intestines) but then you encounter the first major one-way valve of the digestive track. Well technically it's the last valve, but since we're traveling backward.. You get the idea.

But that's assuming you're using a dildo. In the hentai you're referring to it's usually not a dildo, but a living prehensile tentacle that can feel it's way through. In theory if the tentacle was able to constrict to about 1cm in diameter it could ease it's way past the ileocaecal valve (end of small intestines), snake through the 7m of small intestines, ease it's way past the pyloric valve (bottom of stomach), into the stomach, past the cardioesophageal sphincter (top of stomach), and finally up and out through the esophagus all without doing any damage. Unfortunately for the sex fantasy it's going to turn into torture once it hits the small intestines as all that stimulation is likely going to trigger a diarrhea response and cause horrible cramps.

Then again... The existence of such a tentacle creature and the way it's victims are often depicted as enjoying the experience implies that it secretes substances to counteract this effect, most likely a mixture of mild muscle relaxants and some kind of euphoria inducing drug. Makes quite a lot of sense, because the obvious reason such a creature would evolve to do any of this at all is to feed on the contents of the digestive track (or lay eggs in the case of the edgier hentai). Either way having a means of making it's prey less combative would be a huge evolutionary advantage for it.

So yea... Not sure how I feel about spending half an hour coming up with a scientific breakdown of hentai tentacle monsters, but what's done is done. Enjoy.

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