Terraria - Destroyer Has Awoken (Vandalized Version)
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Hello, my name is Assface. When I got Terraria, I was so excited to start playing. When I began, I did the basic things; chop some trees, make a workbench, build a shelter and a penis.
Playing Terraria was a terrible idea.
As soon as night fell, a message appeared saying that The Destroyer had awoken. I thought it was a rare enemy. Little did I know how rare it was, it went through the walls, wearing full flaming armor and it instantly killed me. It wielded a sword that looked like it had hieroglyphics written on the blade, and I thought it looked pretty cool, so I went on multiplayer and "borrowed" a friends armor and night's edge to kill "The Destroyer".
I managed to annihilate it, but the strange thing was, it didn't say it was defeated. I just thought it was a glitch and kept on playing with my new sword. The tooltip said "Goblin with erect penis" With the stats of 99.9% Sword, Hammer, Pickaxe, and Axe Power.
Then I fucked a pig.
I only killed the wielder, I had never defeated the destroyer.
I had to throw the ultimate weapon into lava. As soon as I made it into the underworld, I tossed it into a lava pool. Immediately, my character died. When I tried to enter back into the game, I couldn't select the world, I couldn't even select the character. The game just wouldn't let me play. Right now I feel as if I'm being watched. I've been hearing a voice saying the destroyer will never be defeated.
Samuel was found dead with a dildo in his hand. The sword matches his description of the in-game "Dick".
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