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I was furious that my favorite game |
I was furious that my favorite game |
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would kill people I |
would kill people I don't like! I told the computer "Bring them back to life |
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right now". |
right now". |
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to my chair. My hands were brought to the keyboard, and forced to play Tetris. |
to my chair. My hands were brought to the keyboard, and forced to play Tetris. |
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A boss health bar appeared at the top of the screen, and some blocks started to |
A boss health bar appeared at the top of the screen, and some blocks started to |
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fall. After several blocks fell, I saw a picture of Barrack |
fall. After several blocks fell, I saw a picture of Barrack Obama's face coming |
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down the screen. |
down the screen. |
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"Noo, I |
"Noo, I don't want to slay Obama" I |
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yelled. |
yelled. |
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ho, I found you weakness" I said in glee. |
ho, I found you weakness" I said in glee. |
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[no you |
[no you haven't] |
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replied the computer. |
replied the computer. |
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Then another text box appeared, it |
Then another text box appeared, it |
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read [No, I will not let you win, you horrid abomination of hell]. Then |
read [No, I will not let you win, you horrid abomination of hell]. Then Obama's |
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head floated into focus [Come on boy, we shall work together to destroy this |
head floated into focus [Come on boy, we shall work together to destroy this |
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thing]. |
thing]. |
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[do not worry about me, think of all |
[do not worry about me, think of all |
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you will save. And besides, |
you will save. And besides, I'M F***KING INVINCIBAL] yelled Obama. |
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With that I made the president |
With that I made the president |