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I was furious that my favorite game
I was furious that my favorite game
would kill people I don’t like! I told the computer "Bring them back to life
would kill people I don't like! I told the computer "Bring them back to life
right now".
right now".


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to my chair. My hands were brought to the keyboard, and forced to play Tetris.
to my chair. My hands were brought to the keyboard, and forced to play Tetris.
A boss health bar appeared at the top of the screen, and some blocks started to
A boss health bar appeared at the top of the screen, and some blocks started to
fall. After several blocks fell, I saw a picture of Barrack Obama’s face coming
fall. After several blocks fell, I saw a picture of Barrack Obama's face coming
down the screen.
down the screen.


"Noo, I don’t want to slay Obama" I
"Noo, I don't want to slay Obama" I
yelled.
yelled.


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ho, I found you weakness" I said in glee.
ho, I found you weakness" I said in glee.


[no you haven’t]
[no you haven't]
replied the computer.
replied the computer.


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Then another text box appeared, it
Then another text box appeared, it
read [No, I will not let you win, you horrid abomination of hell]. Then Obama’s
read [No, I will not let you win, you horrid abomination of hell]. Then Obama's
head floated into focus [Come on boy, we shall work together to destroy this
head floated into focus [Come on boy, we shall work together to destroy this
thing].
thing].
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[do not worry about me, think of all
[do not worry about me, think of all
you will save. And besides, I’M F***KING INVINCIBAL] yelled Obama.
you will save. And besides, I'M F***KING INVINCIBAL] yelled Obama.


With that I made the president
With that I made the president