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===The Cave===

Somewhere in the UK, you might come across a cave. If you venture into the cave and cross the waters, you'll find a solid rock wall. You can only pass this wall if you take a silver dagger, cut your wrist, and smear the blood on the wall. Past the wall, you'll find a pitch black room with a large lake in the center. You'll see a faint green glow out in the center of the lake: it's a locket that holds the soul of powerful ancient wizard. If you hold the locket, you hold his power. However, there is no boat to cross the lake. And if you make a sound, or even set foot in the lake, hundreds of zombies will come out from the lake and feast on your flesh.

===The Tree===

During the Spring of 1902 in the Dry Tortugas islands off of the coast of Key West, a man was shot and the bullet protruded slightly from the back of his skull into a tree (which he had his back against at the time). As time passed and the three continued to grow, his putrefied corpse was lifted into the boughs as his skull was still attached loosely to the tree by the bullet. As time passed, the tree grew around the skeleton. If you can find this tree on one of the Islands, tap it thrice with the heel of a cow hide leather boot, you will be granted the ability to make anyone forget anything at will.

===Perpetual Motion===

In the town of St. James, Missouri, there is a surplus store where the back room is always kept unlocked. Behind one of the shelving units is another door. Behind that door is the secret of perpetual motion. But this secret would destroy you.

===Pirates===

There's a band of roving pirates somewhere in the world, it doesn't matter whether you are on the high seas or you're a landlubber, they have been known to be able to plunder anyone, anywhere on the planet Earth. Only their captain knows where they will strike next. They go around the world stealing various collectible cards from trading card games and sets including but not limited to Magic: the Gathering, Pokemon, Demolition Man, Topps baseball cards, Star Trek, and of course, the Mortal Kombat Kard game. Anyone with cards from any such set (and of these sets especially) is at risk. Victims are often left with trashed abodes, no pride or sense of self left, and most (if not all) collectibles of ANY sort in their house left (cards are merely the pirates' main target). Should you recognize them coming your way, do not waste their time or yours; show them their secret sign: a 1955 Mickey Mantle Bowman trading card. Upon seeing this, they will take you to their treasure room, where you can choose any one treasure of their loot that you please. That treasure will be the first present of Christmas.

===The Envelope===

If you go to New York and order a deli sandwich "with several travesties" (any deli owner worth his salt will know what you are talking about), they will slip an envelope between the turkey and they cheese. If you can remove it without exposing it to any mayonnaise, the secrets within will be yours forever.

===Lost===

It's said that on every February night during the cold savage wind if you're lost you will be offered a place of residence by an unknown white man... next morning when you wake up you'll be all over the news.