The 12 Days of Christmas Abridged
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, Dr Robotnik's big Pingas!
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two big testicles and Dr robotniks big pingas!
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three juicy titties two big testicles and Dr robotniks big pingas!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three juicy titties two big testicles and Dr robotniks big pingas!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three juicy titties two big testicles and Dr robotniks big pingas!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three juicy titties two big testicles and Dr robotniks big pingas!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three juicy titties two big testicles and Dr robotniks big pingas!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three juicy titties two big testicles and Dr robotniks big pingas!
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 9 sonic.exe ripoffs made by cockheads 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three juicy titties two big testicles and Dr robotniks big pingas!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 10 retards that die in shitty creepypastas 9 sonic.exe ripoffs made by cockheads 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three juicy titties two big testicles and Dr robotniks big pingas!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 11 Guys impaled by Jeremy kyles big dick 10 retards that die in shitty creepypastas 9 sonic.exe ripoffs made by cockheads 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three juicy titties two big testicles and Dr robotniks big pingas!
On the twelth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 12 monster trucks flying out of my ass 11 Guys impaled by Jeremy kyles big dick 10 retards that die in shitty creepypastas 9 sonic.exe ripoffs made by cockheads 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies three juicy titties two big testicles and Dr robotniks big pingas!
On the 4 millionth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 4 million whiny Douche dicks on call of duty bullshitting about how they fucked my mom last night after I quickscoped their fat asses!
Jesus, my true love is a fucking bitch!
