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Dr. Turboculosis was working hard in his laborato5ry. His assistant,
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This was of course his plea for help from the peanut butter and fishnet overlords. Then his laborotory was invaded by the maidens of .__________. Dr. Turboculosis, fled to his chamber where shrimp-picklesaurus was waiting for him.
The shrimp-picklesaurus was unhappy and attempted to burn the doctor to death with a cigarette. However, Dr. Turboculosis was very TOUGH and MANLY, and the cigarette burns just made him TOUGHER and MANLIER. He proceeded to capture the picklesaurus and make it his personal lab assistant. This, however, upset
Armed with their Health Maintenance Organizations, the Peanut Butter and Fishnet Overlords sent a lawyer to assault and batter Dr. Turboculosis. This
Before him stood a steaming, funky meatloaf. It blasted him with rays of gamma and cosmic power! It turned him from Dr. Turbowhozits into DR TURBOCULOSIS! He now had the powa! He now was an albnino taco stand seller! He was the hero Earth had no interest knowing!
All of a sudden, some REPULSIVE BAD DOGS jumped on him one day. They started eating his tacos and he ran away. He decided to drive to Texas to avoid the bad dogs. However, on the way, he was involved in a SHOCKING CAR CRASH. He was not injured and helped save the other victim of the accident.
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Some Canadians pulled over when they saw the burning wreckage. It was classic. They only words they knew were
MTV became OBNOXIOUS. The end. Just kidding. There were originally seven. We lost two. Josh stopped playing. Sure. Is it okay if I click this button? I put one in. Peaceful.
Peaceful. Like Dr.
Suddenly, the KKK appeared! They took the Pro Wrestlers on TV and did weird, radical stuff. Dr. Turboculosis watched in horror as his program was canceled. Instead, they showed a bunch of spunky bunnys . The spunky bunnys were disgustingingly cute and drove him anygry. Dr. Turboculosis decided that his next plan to thwart the Overlords of Fishnets and Peanut included David Letterman. It was cruel. He would cancel the evening talk show.
So
But Dr. Turboculosis
However, it turned out the aliens were mistaken for ADORABLE PIGS. The doctor went on to be a real doctor.
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The Overloads of Peanut butter and fishnets came down and shot him. But he was too TOUGH and MANLY to let being shot bring him down. He began to plot his revenge. Soon he would be back.
And
The REAL ductur, along a sexually aroused and gay Adolf H. Hitler(H. for homo!), has returned in control of Godzilla with a bow tie and a top hat. Living inside his appendix, the Dr. and Hitler are the fathers five mutated children with uncontrollable flatulence.
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Suddenly, Lawyer Crow Lawyer Man appeared with his crow! The crow was angry, but that was nothing compared to the lawyer. He had ballooned to 465 pounds of PURE MUSCLE. In one hand was the crow, and in its beak was the dreaded tool of every lawyer: a subpoena. The crow bellowed and attacked.
Unfortunately for the crow, the fartz of supah screw-you-up proved too much for the crow, and the crow died. The Now crowless Lawyer Crow Lawyer Man without a crow was now
We are watching. We are Waiting. The End is
The good Dr. knew it was time for this to end, with but a tought, he transformed into Morgan Freeman.
Fin. Packer.
The brontosauruses were a lie. Actually, Dr. Turboculosis continued his plan to exact revenge on the Overlards. He first needed some CIA connects. He sent
This, however, backfired when
He was given a cookie.
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But not about the cookie.
It still had sprinkles. But the chocolate chips were
The company folded like a box. First the flaps, then the bottom was popped out and the sides were pressed together. Someone threw it into the recycle bin, and then the truck came and picked it up. It was taken to the processing plant where it was soggified, and pressed into... Interprises Evil!
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The end.
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