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Once upon a time....
{{NSFW}}Once upon a time....


There was a man named Bob. Bob was bored and wanted to go adventuring, so he packed his bags and went to Alligator Shit Swamp. The swamp was called that because that's where alligators go to shit. When he arrived at a picnic table near the swamp, he saw an old man. The old man said something. "Beware, young person, for that is the swamp in which the Big Bad Butt Monster resides. I would just stay here if I was in your shoes, but I'm not, I'm in these shitty White Vans that I got because of an equally shitty meme." Bob knew all about the Butt Monster, and his tragic past.
There was a man named Bob. Bob was bored and wanted to go adventuring, so he packed his bags and went to Alligator Shit Swamp. The swamp was called that because that's where alligators go to shit. When he arrived at a picnic table near the swamp, he saw an old man. The old man said something. "Beware, young person, for that is the swamp in which the Big Bad Butt Monster resides. I would just stay here if I was in your shoes, but I'm not, I'm in these shitty White Vans that I got because of an equally shitty meme." Bob knew all about the Butt Monster, and his tragic past.