The Big Red Angry Bush of Thorny Hatred

Once upon a time there was a young man. But not just any man... A very angry man. A very sad man. A misunderstood man who wanted to make a difference in the world but could not not due to his being very angry and also sad. But one day he came across a bush. It was a big bush. It was a red bush. It, in fact, was a big red angry bush of thorny hatred. The man thought to himself, This is very scary. And then, he suffocated due to the high levels of carbon triglyceride in the atmosphere. But then, he woke up and realized it was all a dream. But then, he discovered that he had a twin brother who had committed the murder of his pet rock. But then, he found out from his doctor that he had multiple personality disorder. But then, his doctor was actually his dead wife. But then, he realized he was in a simulation inside a simulation. But then, he died. To this day, no one knows where he is or who will be next. The end.

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