The Bikini Bottom Massacre Incident: Lost Spongebob Script Acts I-III: Difference between revisions
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Patrick Star: *thinking to himself* Look at all those fools...they really are all gullible enough to fall for my act. |
Patrick Star: *thinking to himself* Look at all those fools...they really are all gullible enough to fall for my act. |
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Spongebob: *knocks on Patrick's rock* Patrick! |
Spongebob: *knocks on Patrick's rock* Patrick! Wanna go jellyfishing? |
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Patrick Star: *time slows down* *continues thinking* At first, I liked the little square man, but he became increasingly annoying and baby-like as the years pressed on. |
Patrick Star: *time slows down* *continues thinking* At first, I liked the little square man, but he became increasingly annoying and baby-like as the years pressed on. *holds up Spongebob's Christmas party photo* I can never forgive him for what he tried to peak his nose into. Nothing like this should ever slip by again. |
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Spongebob: Patrick! |
Spongebob: Patrick! |
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Patrick Star: *continues thinking* There is only one option available that can completely rid of his behavior. |
Patrick Star: *continues thinking* There is only one option available that can completely rid of his behavior. *Pulls out a second secret box* I was lucky that he never found the second secret box. *Pulls out a silencer pistol* *laughs menacingly* |
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Spongebob: Patrick! |
Spongebob: Patrick! |
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Patrick Star: *hides weapon in his shorts* Cumming! |
Patrick Star: *hides weapon in his shorts* Cumming! *rock flips open* |
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Spongebob: Ready to go jellyfishing? |
Spongebob: Ready to go jellyfishing? |
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Patrick Star: *in a happy and seemingly dim-witted voice* Jellyfishing!!?? |
Patrick Star: *in a happy and seemingly dim-witted voice* Jellyfishing!!?? Sure!!! |
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>hops out of his rock with a smile* |
<nowiki>*</nowiki>hops out of his rock with a smile* |
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Pulls out a jellyfish net* |
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Pulls out a jellyfish net* |
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Spongebob: *happily* Let's go! |
Spongebob: *happily* Let's go! *Starts walking* |
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Patrick Star: *follows Spongebob with a smirk of sweet victory* |
Patrick Star: *follows Spongebob with a smirk of sweet victory* |
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(It's a quiet day at Jellyfish fields, with only the sounds of a few buzzing Jellyfish to fracture the silence) |
(It's a quiet day at Jellyfish fields, with only the sounds of a few buzzing Jellyfish to fracture the silence) |
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Spongebob: Hmmm...there's not enough jellyfish around here. |
Spongebob: Hmmm...there's not enough jellyfish around here. Let's move further away into the desolate wilderness. |
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Patrick Star: *smiles out of excitement that he gets to be further away form the nearby town* |
Patrick Star: *smiles out of excitement that he gets to be further away form the nearby town* |
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Timecard: a few thousand steps later... |
Timecard: a few thousand steps later... |
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Spongebob: Oh darn! |
Spongebob: Oh darn! There's even less jellyfish over here! In fact, I don't even see one. |
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Patrick Star: *walks behind Spongebob* *pulls out a silencer pistol* *mafia music begins to play* *aims silencer pistol at the back of Spongebob's skull* I'm sorry, Spongebob...*smirks* |
Patrick Star: *walks behind Spongebob* *pulls out a silencer pistol* *mafia music begins to play* *aims silencer pistol at the back of Spongebob's skull* I'm sorry, Spongebob...*smirks* |
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Spongebob: *squirms* *tries to stand up* *wound regenerates* *bullet slowly pushes out of skull* |
Spongebob: *squirms* *tries to stand up* *wound regenerates* *bullet slowly pushes out of skull* |
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Patrick Star: NO!!!!!!!!!! |
Patrick Star: NO!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out jellyfish net* *begins to rapidly beat Spongebob to death* |
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Spongebob: *freezes* *continues to constantly bleed* *passes out* |
Spongebob: *freezes* *continues to constantly bleed* *passes out* |
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Writer 1: *happily* A-a-a-a-and then we have a Squidward torture porn scene! |
Writer 1: *happily* A-a-a-a-and then we have a Squidward torture porn scene! |
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Writer 2: Oh my god, that's genius! |
Writer 2: Oh my god, that's genius! Great for the kids! |
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George Lucas: Yeah! |
George Lucas: Yeah! And then we have Jar-Jar appear out of nowhere and do a hilarious- |
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>a nearby door bursts open with a flash of light* |
<nowiki>*</nowiki>a nearby door bursts open with a flash of light* |
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George Lucas: *hisses* MY EYES!!!!! |
George Lucas: *hisses* MY EYES!!!!! *shields himself with a box set of the Star Wars Prequel trilogy* *melts into liquid shit anyways, because he's the shithead that had full control of the Prequel trilogy and the re-releases of the original trilogy with CGI added in* |
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Writer 1: Who is this glorious god? |
Writer 1: Who is this glorious god? |
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End of Act III |
End of Act III |
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