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I am about to tell you about the creepiest thing that's ever happened in my entire life. One day, I saw this really tall guy in a tuxedo looking at me through my bedroom window. Creepy, huh? Well, get this: HE DIDN'T HAVE A FACE. It freaked me out so bad I got out a machine gun and killed him to death. Later I found out that he was just a kid in a mask and stilts so I got arrested but before they executed me the Slenderman came in and saved me we got married and had kids but then he turned into a spider so I squished him sixty years later I died of old age.