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When she got to her class, the teacher's face looked demonic. She was shown eating the heads of students with failing grades. When she said attendance, she didn't address Jennifer by her real name, but called her Jenbitch? She said in a sad tone, "Here..." What was with the amount of profanity in this? I know some episodes of Regular Show had the word Crap or Shit in it, but Bitch? Motherfucker? What about the poor kids watching this!?
 
During class, Jennifer couldn't answer anything on the big test. When she showed the teacher her answers, the teacher's face got even more demonic. Then her face opened and she said in a demonic tone: "DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PROCRASTINNATORSSSSS?" She pointed to a locked, moldy door, with screams heard from inside the door. Jennifer then said to the demonic teacher, "I-iI'm sorry miss, I swear iI wo-wo-won't do it again!" The Teachers face became less demonic when she said that.
 
The bell rang, and it was time to go home. The screen then turned to her at her home, sitting on the couch, watching TV. But the TV was on the show that she was in... Jennifer looked at the TV and said: "Do you guys think, that iI'm real?" And that was the end of the demented episode. Thank god. The episode spurred a lot of controversy for Cartoon Network. Some Parents complained to Cartoon Network, others banned, and one even sued cartoon network for 1 million dollars over the TV Show.
 
I have a little brother who was unfortunate enough to watch the episode. This is why I got to know about it. My mother called cartoon network about it, and the person she called to told her everything. The Real Life of A Procrastinator was never aired again and all traces of it's existence were removed from cartoon networks website. All traces of it on google were also removed. Only the memory of the series was alive.
 
Until, a couple of copies of the series popped up on the internet on a website called lostepisodes.leotv (The acronym meant Lost Episodes on TV.), and some even downloaded the morbid episode. So, iI'm warning you. If you happen to find this on the website, don't download it. It may be similar to the demented series, but all copies that exist on the internet contain a virus called "massdeletionofI13$.exe" which activated when you downloaded it.
 
How does the virus work, you ask? It slowly deletes less important files, like images or videos. But then it starts to get worse. Deleting files on System 32, your browser, the recycle bin itself and then it gets to the point where system 32 is deleted, and it cant be booted up again. The worst part is, the website isn't even accessible to normal people. You need to go on the deep web and have a VPN aswellas well to even find it.
 
So, go ahead. Go on tor and if you luckily have a VPN, download the video. I don't care. Ruin your PC for life! Unless your on a virtual console. Then it won't really do any damage to your normal PC in any way, shape or form. If you have a virtual console, then do it. Noting will actually happen if you do.
 
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