The Chainsaw Option

So one day I was playing The Henry Stickmin Collection. I decided to go the Toppat Civil Warfare route because it was the only route I hadn't do. It started up as normal, except that there was no music. Ellie snitched to the Toppat Clan as normal, but then I had to choose what to do. The only option I could choose was chainsaw because any other option wouldn't register my click.

But when I chose chainsaw, instead of Henry using Looney Toon logic and have the plank fall under him. Instead what happened was a whole lot brutal. Henry had instead ran back into the airship like a maniac, slicing everyone there into a hyper realistic bloody mess, there were hyper realistic organs flying everywhere, and hyper realistic screaming as well. Almost as if it was coming from the other room. And he kept going and going until Ellie was the only one left.

Ellie then said with a slightly worried face: "How could you, you brutal monster. He is now coming, hide." Me now thinking that I should've just bought the game on steam is forced to continue watching. When then Ellie tried to shoot Henry, just for the bullet to reflect off him like a meteor bullet from Terraria. Then a hole gets shot through Ellie's head with hyper realistic blood now gushing out of her head, she lays flat on the floor.

But then Right Hand Man, and Reginald come back up. Henry quickly notices this and Reginald gets chopped. But when he goes to Right Hand Man, of course as expected. Right Hand Man then quickly flies away. To never be seen again. Henry then says to me in a demonic way: You're next, you better watch out!!! I then quickly turn off the game, run upstairs to my room. And hide under the blankets.

Then I hear rockets come close to my house. Then I look outside the windows like an idiot. And see realistic Right Hand Man outside. He then quickly flies into my bedroom. And picks me up, and says: "I know you didn't mean for this to happen, don't worry. I'll fix this" He then makes a metal box with a small peeking hole at the bottom. He then pushes me into, and locks it. He then says: "Don't worry, you're going to be alright".

Then a chainsaw sounds, and I hear a hyper laser being fired. But then a reflecting sound, and then another reflecting sound and then screaming as if someone was being vaporized. Right Hand Man then says: "I killed him, you're safe now. Come out". But he sounded, a little too. "American". I refuse to open the box, I can't anyways. Its locked from the outside. Then I look at the peeping hole. And its that damn mute stickman who can't even use a teleporter correctly...

He tries to break open the box. Only for the box to suddenly grow a, Imma firing ma laser face. Then the box fires his laser. And the loudest sound ever plays. And the screams of Henry being vaporized.

And then, I wake up in a hospital bed.

It turns out I was passed out in front of the computer with the Toppat Civil Warfare options set up on the computer. I had a massive burn on the back of my head. And a slight cut on my back. I am now a normal dude writing this story to tell you. Never use the chainsaw option... Or just lock your doors. And maybe some guy won't break into your house, put water from a instant ramen onto your head, and then scratch your back so hard to the point you have a small cut on your back. TLDR: I had a cool dream

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