The Cookie of Death strikes again!

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Hey guys. You might remember me from my previous story "The Cookie of Death". Well, I'm now really pissed if. It came back! Here's the story. 

The Story

So one day I was siting on my couch, and I decided to get a snack from the fridge. But in it, I saw a glass with rotten milk in it, and it looked like a cookie was shoved in the milk. But then I remembered...It was the same milk I drowned the Cookie of Death in! So then I scooped out the fowl milk into the sink with a spoon. (Gross, I know.) But then the cookie fell into the sink. But then I noticed... IT WAS STILL ALIVE!!! I screamed as it jumped at me and bit me on the dick again. (Last time I needed 60 stitches to fix it.) But it wasn't biting as hard as last time since the cookie was all wet and mushy from the milk.

I screamed and struggled to get it off my sexual organ, and I even went outside to get some help. I then accidentally walked backwards into some old lady's house. She had a fresh batch of cookies sitting on a cookie sheet on her table. But one of the cookies on the cookie sheet jumped onto The Cookie of Death and threw him off my dick. I then noticed the cookie that saved me was....The Cookie of Life!

The Cookie of Life then did a magical blast on The Cookie of Death, causing The Cookie of Death to break in half. He was dead! But his last dying words were "I will be back." Then it died. It was such a beautiful moment that I had to take a picture of the dead cookie.

But before I could even take my phone out, the old lady saw me and she beaten me with her walker. I'm so happy it's over. But who knows... there might be another Cookie of Death...

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