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Hey guys. You might remember me from my previous story "The Cookie of Death." If you didn't read it yet, here's the link: http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Cookie_of_Death. Well, I'm now really pissed if. It came back! Here's the story. |
Hey guys. You might remember me from my previous story "The Cookie of Death." If you didn't read it yet, here's the link: http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Cookie_of_Death. Well, I'm now really pissed if. It came back! Here's the story. |
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==The Story== |
==The Story== |
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So one day I was siting on my couch, and I decided to get a snack from the fridge. But in it, I saw a glass with rotten milk in it, and it looked like a cookie was shoved in the milk. But then I remembered...It was the same milk I drowned the Cookie of Death in! So then I scooped out the fowl milk into the sink with a spoon. (Gross, I know.) But then the cookie fell into the sink. But then I noticed....IT WAS STILL ALIVE!!! I screamed as it jumped at me and bit me on the Dick again. (Last time I needed 60 stitches to fix it.) But it wasn't biting as hard as last time since the cookie was all wet and mushy from the milk. |
So one day I was siting on my couch, and I decided to get a snack from the fridge. But in it, I saw a glass with rotten milk in it, and it looked like a cookie was shoved in the milk. But then I remembered...It was the same milk I drowned the Cookie of Death in! So then I scooped out the fowl milk into the sink with a spoon. (Gross, I know.) But then the cookie fell into the sink. But then I noticed....IT WAS STILL ALIVE!!! I screamed as it jumped at me and bit me on the Dick again. (Last time I needed 60 stitches to fix it.) But it wasn't biting as hard as last time since the cookie was all wet and mushy from the milk. |
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I screamed and struggled to get it off my sexual organ, and I even went outside to get some help. I then accidentally walked backwards into some old lady's house. She had a fresh batch of cookies sitting on a cookie sheet on her table. But one of the cookies on the cookie sheet jumped onto The Cookie of Death and threw him off my dick. I then noticed the cookie that saved me was....The Cookie of Life! I even took a picture of it. |
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[[File:Cookieoflife.jpg|thumb|210px|The Cookie of life |
[[File:Cookieoflife.jpg|thumb|210px|The Cookie of life |
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But then the old lady saw me and she beaten me with her Walker. I'm so happy it's over. But who knows...there might be another Cookie of Death... |
But then the old lady saw me and she beaten me with her Walker. I'm so happy it's over. But who knows...there might be another Cookie of Death... |
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