The Cushion
This is a parody of The Cabin
There was once a lawyer, who, after a long day of suing people like an asshole, was in law firm (where the hell did you think he was? Kansas?). It was getting dark, but the night is when lawyers are at their strongest, so he stayed at work to plot world domination. After what seemed like hours, he came across a courtroom, inexplicably located under the couch cushions. Realizing how empty his wallet was from all the drugs and prostitutes he was paying for, he decided to search the cushions. He fell in, and couldn't even put the cushions back on. Nobody sits on this couch anyways. The lawyer flopped down on the single bed, deciding to explain himself to whoever's ass was on the couch in the morning. As he looked around inside the bottomless pit that is the underside of the couch cushions, he was surprised to see the walls covered with photos, all "hyper-realistic". Without exception, they all appeared to be hungrily staring at him, their features twisted into looks of morbid obesity. Staring back, he grew increasingly. Making a concerted effort to not become fat like the photos, he turned to face the other cushion, and exhausted, fell into a restless sleep.
The next morning, the lawyer awoke, blinking in unexpected sunlight. Looking up, he discovered that the couch had no photos, only perfectly coincidentally bite shaped holes.
He was also a vampire so the sunlight killed him. Fin.
Credited to AlixeTiir
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