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(Created page with "Hello. You’ve heard that SSB4 is starting to be made, correct? No? Well, there MAY be custom characters. If not, it may be because one of the interns at Nintendo made a VERY scary one. Though I am also an intern at Nintendo, I’m not that devilish-minded one. Let me explain. Me and 3 other interns (Uan, Gwaj, and Lin) were told to test out a custom character feature for the next Super Smash Brothers. Which meant we were making our own. The features were epic: you c...")
 
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Hello. You’veYou've heard that SSB4 is starting to be made, correct? No? Well, there MAY be custom characters. If not, it may be because one of the interns at Nintendo made a VERY scary one.
 
Though I am also an intern at Nintendo, I’mI'm not that devilish-minded one.
 
Let me explain. Me and 3 other interns (Uan, Gwaj, and Lin) were told to test out a custom character feature for the next Super Smash Brothers. Which meant we were making our own.
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The features were epic: you could customize every move besides the non-transformed Neutral Special (Kirby, enough said), and you could even make a trophy for your character.
 
I made a stick figure and named him Libra. Why? He was almost perfectly balanced, and "libra" means "scale". Uan made a hyper-realistic orange-belt named Shruiken. Lin made a luxurious woman named Miss. But Gwaj’sGwaj's was the scary one. His was named Dotexe - guess he liked creepypastas.
 
Dotexe is truly an evil being. If you took DNA from the devil, Bowser, and Ganondorf (but only ones for evil), and put them into the body of Jigglypuff, you’dyou'd get Dotexe. She seemed like a Jigglypuff filled with vengeance - seeking infinite revenge, having no mercy, having a heart colder than Mewtwo’sMewtwo's is…is... er, was.
 
The others weren’tweren't too scary though. Sure, some of my character’scharacter's moves are super-creepy, but that’sthat's about it.
 
Then, we were to play as our characters in a free-for-all, Smash Ball only. Here’sHere's what happened.
 
Shuriken (P1) entered like a ninja: he appeared in a blur of orange and white. Miss (P2) entered in what seemed like a limo inspired by the White Cat from F-Zero. Libra (P3) entered like Ganondorf, but it was more like he busted through the background than emerging from the shadows. Dotexe (P4) broke out of a Master Ball that was clearly supposed to be from the Underworld…Underworld... wow.
 
Dotexe is my main focus here. She was like a glass cannon: light, but VERY powerful. A single hit from any move could send her flying at 15%. Her up-smash seemed like it could KO at 5% with ease, and her Down Special was gruesomely powerful (0% to 84% in 1 second). Uan and Lin closed their eyes when Dotexe was about to use her Final Smash, but I decided to watch what Gwaj did.
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Bad choice.
 
Dotexe turned into an even more scary monstrosity: arms like Slenderman, eyes like Jeff the Killer, teeth like Smile Dog, and…and... Happy Appy’sAppy's stem? Gwaj DEFINITELY loves creepypastas. But none of those were the worst part. Superdotexe’sSuperdotexe's Neutral Special seemed harder to define than all of the un-define-able moments in creepypasta history COMBINED. I could only make out some weird red stripe that resembled Giygas. There were a few drops of blood, too.
 
There are now tons copies of this “bootleg”"bootleg" owned by Nintendo, thoguh very few of them are for sale. You likely won’twon't legitimately be seeing Dotexe, Libra, Miss, or Shuriken in SSB4.
 
Now for a bit more about this Dotexe. In SSBB, if you play as Jigglypuff on Halloween, and you make Jigglypuff grab an assist trophy, and the assist trophy releases the Devil, you have a slightly higher chance of winning, and anybody who played that match with you have a slightly higher chance of having a nightmare that night.
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One hour later, I found myself being pushed out of a mental hospital, yet I had just been living my life normally for the last 45 minutes. I was wearing the same clothes as before, but with pictures of the Triforce of power and the Cleric of madness everywhere on it.
 
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