The Cyber Monday incident

I was an intern at Pixar since I was a baby. We were working on a movie that had toys or something like that but hey I wasn't the creator. Then one day an emo wearing a shadow the hedgehog costume busted in our storyboard room and shouted: DIS MOVIE NEEDS MOAR EDGE!!!!!!He then exploded in blood and made the film more edgy. 666 hours later we finally made a scary version of toy story. It started with the usual Pixar logo, but the lamp was a knife covered in blood and was so hyperelastic. Then movie then showed a creepy puppet version of woody and he had hyperelastic eyes and was staring at the camera and had an evil grin. It was late at night and showed Andy in bed asleep. Woody then came walking on top of the bed and kicked Andy right in the balls. Andy then unleased a menacing scream and caused us to become deaf for 5 seconds. Then woody pulled out a hyperelastic knife with hypeunrelastic blood on it. Woody then whisper to Andy. "This isn't dying. This is dying with style!" it then showed a cut scene of a video of woody stabbing Andy. It looked like it was drawn by a 7 year old on meth and had really crappy quality to it, and had the hypercam message next to it as well as the fraps logo above and a yellow circle near the cursor and a text on windows notepad saying "pls rat and subcrobe" and then cut to black. Then it showed then next scene of buzz walking down an alleyway. It was all black and white and had really bad quality to it and had sound of a creepy piano playing. Then a voice was heard in the distance saying "someone's poisoned the watering hole." Then woody appeared and chased after buzz with a hyperelastic chainsaw. Then shouted "BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!""WHERE?" woody hacked off buzz's plastic head and then shouted "YOU ARE A DEAD TOYYYYYYY!!!!!" It then when to black where we so a picture of a dead child on a road of a spilt second then a skeleton appeared and farted in our faces. It then showed a bathroom with woody coming out form the toilet and came towards the camera and showed "GOD IS DEAD, AND A TOY!" woody then jumped out of the camera and killed me. I'm now a ghost typing this just as a fair warning do not ever find this tape or you might just be his latest victim. Woody also grew claws now THE CLAWWWWWW!!!!!!.

THIS IS 100%REAL I SWEAR! WOODY IS OUT THERE WAITING!!!!

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