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It was 2000 and I had just got Ocarina of Time. I was happy with the bargain I got because someone had a copy for $5. I purchased it and drove home. Feeling anxious to play, I put the cartridge in the N64, the title says "The Death of Zelda". I found It weird but continued anyway.
It started regularly Navi waking Link up, but Saria never came, Navi tells me "The Great Deku Tree has a suprise for you. I feel excited as I rush there, but No one was in Kokiri Forest and as I entered The Great Deku Tree with no items, the Door shuts behind me oddly. The Great Deku Tree tells me "Are you ready for your surprise?"
It's the Yes/No sequence But The only option is Yes. Once yes was selected Navi pulls a cord releasing hundreds of Kokiri corpses. The Great Deku Tree said in a demonic voice "You're next!" As Navi and The Great Deku Tree combusted me into flames, Link quickly dies as they rip his intestines out, blood flowing everywhere. To this day I never played Zelda ever again. The cartridge was thrown out as well.
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